Grand Theft Meme
Here I goez, stealinz from
adamolupin
"One True Pairing" Ship: Harry/Hermione
"One True Threesome" Ship: Draco/Hermione/Harry's really hot.
"One True Slash" Ship: Ron/Harry and Ron/Draco. Ron is a slut.
"Canon" Ship: Tonks/Remus.
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Ron/Luna. Draco/Ginny <--Just to stir the pot.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Harry+Ginny. They've broken up therefore they are no longer canon to me.
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Squidcest. Anything To Do With Bodily Fluids--The Gross Kind.
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: I've been told that Hermione+Sirius is sick, but I really don't think so.
"I dabble a little" ship: Hermione+Draco. Hermione+Fred. I pimpz Hermione.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Harry/Ginny <--no survivors
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Ron+Luna
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Draco/Ginny. Draco/Hermione <--smoldering hot!
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Lily+James. Lol. I don't know why.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Harry/Hermione (watch me dodge those anvils)
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Sirius+Narcissa
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Sirius+Hermione
"Favourite "Older/Younger" ship: Tonks/Remus
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Harry/Hermione (hello)
Favourite Devotionship: I don't get it.--I just got it: Okay, I suppose I like it when Ron gets devotion-y with Harry, and by turns Hermione. It's probably not canonical, but hey... I don't care about no stinkin' canon.
Favourite Nevermetship: I don't get this either--probably got it: Harry+Dobby, but honestly, I don't want to meet it. Ever.
Favourite Pervyship: Draco/Hermione/Harry
Favourite DominanceBattleShip: Draco/Ginny.