The Tooks are having a Welcome Home Party and You are invited: Adamanta Chubb Took

[adamantachubb]

I want everyone to come and meet my baby boy, Isengar, who has returned to us from the Sea at .long .last.!

We'll have mushroom pie, mushroom casserole, chicken in mushroom sauce, stuffed mushrooms, mushroom souffle, and Tuckborough home brew!

So come to the hill at Great Smials tonight, won't you?

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Ok so I'm late. I got separated from Bingo.

[tigergoodbody]

Um, hi. Nice hat you got there, lady. That ribbon matches your eyes so well.

I'm Tiger Goodbody. Mind if I come in? I'm STARVING!!! *eyes what's left of the food*

Re: Ok so I'm late. I got separated from Bingo.

[adamantachubb]

Why, thank you, my lad. I'm Adamanta Chubb Took. Welcome to Great Smials. *curtsies*

Of course! It's a pleasure to meet you Tiger *offers a hand, muses* Goodbody's. Goodbody's. I don't think I know any Goodbody's. *sees him eying the fodd and plays good host* Please go help yourself. There's plenty left. *picks up a plate and hands it to him*

The Great Smials look really...Great!

[tigergoodbody]

*takes your hand, kisses it quickly, grabs the plate*

I doubt that any of my fellow Goodbody's are here. But check out the Baggins family tree. There we are, last column on the right.

Now I'll go sample your fine selection of mushroom delicacies, if I may.

*heads off in direction of table*

Re: The Great Smials look really...Great!

[adamantachubb]

*delighted smile*

Ah, those Goodbody's. Of course.

Oh, please do. Help yourself.

Re: Ok so I'm late. I got separated from Bingo.

[isengar_took]

You came! Welcome!

Have you tried the mushroom pie? The mushroom dip? The mushroom margaritas? (Those were my idea.) The beer's over there. *motions in general direction of Folco*

There might be some ABBA karaoke later, if you're interested. I know I am. An Age or so at sea with no Swedish pop music is worse than being handcuffed to a cave troll .... well, most of the time.

Nice party, huh.

[tigergoodbody]

Mushroom margaritas? Man, are you creative or what? I'll stick to the beer.

Oh I can't wait to hear you sing! I know you sailor types love your little ditties.

Re: Nice party, huh.

[isengar_took]

Mushrooms are the fungus of life, my boy, unless you hit one with a golf club, in which case they're just ickily squished.

I do a decent version of "Does Your Mother Know" but I'm not sure my Mother would approve of the lyrics. Maybe I'll stick with "Waterloo."

[kevincavetroll]

An Age or so at sea with no Swedish pop music is worse than being handcuffed to a cave troll .... well, most of the time.

*looks over at Isengar resentfully*

[adamantachubb]

*goes over and gives Kevin an embarrassed smile* I'm sorry, my boy's been a way from the Shire a while. He doesn't know what a useful part of Shire society some of you people have become.

*offers a pie tin*

[kevincavetroll]

*struggles very hard not to roll his beady little eyes at her attempt at open-mindedness*

*succeeds, barely*

S'alright.

*takes pie tin*

Thanks.

*eats pie tin*

[adamantachubb]

*smiles* You're such a nice, young, troll.

[isengar_took]

*brings over large mug o' beer and offers*

Not any of the cave trolls here, in Tolkien's Middle Earth, you know. I spent a summer attending school in a Tolkien knock-off fantasy series and, as part of a sociology project, was handcuffed to a Tolkien knock-off universe cave troll. Quite different from you, he was, and not nearly as jovial.

Before I left, I knew a young cave troll lass .... Bernedette? She could .... *lost in memories; smiles* ... anyway, I don't suppose she's still around?

[kevincavetroll]

*takes*

*listens as he chuggs*

*nods*

Some my best friends are hobbits, too. *undetectable sarcasm*

*shakes head*

Don't all know each other.

*eats mug*

[isengar_took]

Hmmm. Well, I have been away for Ages. Can't expect everyone to wait around for my return. Shame though ...

Shall I get you another mug?