I AM ALIVE!!!Drowned not!Just very wet!HaHa I beat Glastonbury!Thank Od!And a whole loada Damnations
DESTINATION ARRIVED: 21/6/05 20:05
Ok Wednesday and thursday was working though not really workin when your paid £11 p/h and sent into a field with food, water, a walkie-talkie (ahahaha adam fm) and loadsa cards that incidentally are flammable.
Not forgetting of course: Eh Duabo, Duabo in Glastobury, No Mambo, Duabo in Glastonbury
Anyway it was Glastonbury and me n Yoshi could find none of vietnam's best not a single reefer, oh no but women, yeah god had to give me breasts, cos they can just about get anything! Booze, food, queue jumps even Mary Jane! Free of course, but oh well theyre in our tent, and only we can skin..........(cue laugh - am too tired to actually do)
BTW thanks Mr. Guy for the cab! Ah David Guy and the (in somerset accent) internet...damn blasted thing!hehe
So after much fun and even more travelling comes the Grand Opening: Friday. However due to divine planning this was co-incided. The Grand opening of Glastonbury AND the skies! Damn them before we know it all available materials have been....um requisitioned and me n Josh are renacting the building of London after the Great Fire.....Just building in top. A foot later and we bailed as the water won the race!
So seeking sanctuary in Tyler's tent, chair, coffee and food come the magnificent pound of a wake-up call "Ok 2 minutes and its flooded! everybody sack up and go!" The next part of the story ends at "where to?!!!!!!!!!!!" as the we see the bridge go under, the bridge? Why????? Why??????
Then in true Holywood fashion (myself being an actor of course) in our last few seconds before the river comes rushing to greet us........it stops! no more rain! Thanks Od!
But to our dismay of Od's brilliant work we see he hath also challenged our beings. Damn Od! You see now our only exit was by unlocking the Jesus DNA and performing what humans have tried for centuries....walking on water! But although this was one option we thought it might be a little less effort to try walking accross poles first, before we try the Jesus thing. Since the bridges railings were still showing we thought hahaha Shimmy is a funy word.....and then haha we can shimmy across it! That as until we met an uncrossable wooden stick in our pat. Too late to turn back (4 feet balancing on a pole - major distance - like desert - ok im lying) we decide we must push forth and maybe lose a little but get across at the end. So we did, little being me. I may have dived and some say i may have fallen, i still maintain that it was a gratuitous act of brotherhood on my part towards my fellow bretheren in the interests of their and their only safety! And cos i just wrote all that without stopping you should believe me too!
So the Bridge on the River Why was made accessible and we escaped.
And from the Friday took on as we plunged our way through Galsto, and i so won the mud wrestle dude, the pictures say so, check out the pics when they up to see what happened, they tell the real story!
So fast forwarding to Saturday (euuuuurrrriiiiiiigggghhhhhh)
More Chai, more hippys, more fire, more music then Eddie!!!! The group reconveined at the tent, Me Yoshi Esther and Zezi. Next destination Shrom County via Eddie airways!
It was somewhere on this holiday that we came across the long lost theory of the letter G and its abondonment of human kind, so we excommunicated it....from the dictionary. Thus came Od the greatest Lord. You see when Od performs his godly wrath everything is a lil more bearable: Oh i lost my shoe - damn Od, For the life of Od when will this tent stop leaking, Oh my Od, shes a man or ten foot naked hippies - thats Od! Even women being so combobulating that they could only be the creation of....wait for it......OD! So yes it was at this time, the time of quitting smoking (Amber Leaf in hand)that we conformed to being the zoo animals there purely for the reason of entertaining our commune, which was good except for one thing, the no feeding zoo animals stipulation (damn stipulations), though luckily we were giving up smoking, meaning once again the Amber Leaf was at hand, in which we were saved. Cue the most anti-climatic Super Hero of the World: Captain Blindingly Obvious! with his super powers of the blindingly obvious, with whom we found Amber Leaf was a cheap version of Golden Virginia and really was like quitting smoking. Long story short after trekking out we ended up in the huggably comfortable arms of ......the foldy chairs! (hmmmmm......wuv). They never did us any wrong, except for diasappear!
Then to dance Village where we dazzled in some mugging of young and weakly children for DJ Format frisbees, Ruling of chillout tent, Leading of Defense against invasions whilst inspiring Amp disconnection, pur-chasing sizeable amounts of chocolate, and drinking too much Chai (damn hippy salesman skills)
Then too hitchikers Guide for soem toe-stretching and film heckling action (damn mice)
A lil more fast-forward (eeeuuuurrriiiiiiiiiigh)
And Sunday Huzzah!!!
Starts off with a nice lil sleep in for once oh and a lovely little visit to the cash machine, but i'll save you the story as its a FIVE HOUR long one! And includes squashed penguins (another one for the team Jess!), and a drunk northerner known as Ellie - wooooooooo!!! And you bet there was some feasting after that!
OK so shit loadsa music, more hippies, and Morrison!!! In a boa - but thats enough bout that!An of course Basement Jaxx - hahahaha!!!
Then eventually after some journeying, back to the tent after Zezi, managed to escape, for some rest as the morrow brought us pirates and bets of all.......boooty!!!
So much free stuff, seriously too much too list, even moooney!
But cannot be bothered to write anymore so photos shall show the rest, i am in need of 3 consecutive baths 2 showers and a bleaching.....then and only then.........BED. bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed!!!!!!!!bed bed bed!!! Then maybe some shoe cleaning or throwing even, so much lemoooonade(mud(makes it seem brighter and jollier(puddles of lemonade)))and no wellies, just hardcore ....Nike.....cross training!
Now i am going
Goodday
I say goodday
oh yeah and had to busk my bus fare home, luckily Thank Od i had my handy harmonica and a trusty hat (booooty) to make my way.Praise Od!
OoooDDDDDDDDDD
by the way Yosh dude .......... we got on TV! (damn lemonade puddles)
Ok Wednesday and thursday was working though not really workin when your paid £11 p/h and sent into a field with food, water, a walkie-talkie (ahahaha adam fm) and loadsa cards that incidentally are flammable.
Not forgetting of course: Eh Duabo, Duabo in Glastobury, No Mambo, Duabo in Glastonbury
Anyway it was Glastonbury and me n Yoshi could find none of vietnam's best not a single reefer, oh no but women, yeah god had to give me breasts, cos they can just about get anything! Booze, food, queue jumps even Mary Jane! Free of course, but oh well theyre in our tent, and only we can skin..........(cue laugh - am too tired to actually do)
BTW thanks Mr. Guy for the cab! Ah David Guy and the (in somerset accent) internet...damn blasted thing!hehe
So after much fun and even more travelling comes the Grand Opening: Friday. However due to divine planning this was co-incided. The Grand opening of Glastonbury AND the skies! Damn them before we know it all available materials have been....um requisitioned and me n Josh are renacting the building of London after the Great Fire.....Just building in top. A foot later and we bailed as the water won the race!
So seeking sanctuary in Tyler's tent, chair, coffee and food come the magnificent pound of a wake-up call "Ok 2 minutes and its flooded! everybody sack up and go!" The next part of the story ends at "where to?!!!!!!!!!!!" as the we see the bridge go under, the bridge? Why????? Why??????
Then in true Holywood fashion (myself being an actor of course) in our last few seconds before the river comes rushing to greet us........it stops! no more rain! Thanks Od!
But to our dismay of Od's brilliant work we see he hath also challenged our beings. Damn Od! You see now our only exit was by unlocking the Jesus DNA and performing what humans have tried for centuries....walking on water! But although this was one option we thought it might be a little less effort to try walking accross poles first, before we try the Jesus thing. Since the bridges railings were still showing we thought hahaha Shimmy is a funy word.....and then haha we can shimmy across it! That as until we met an uncrossable wooden stick in our pat. Too late to turn back (4 feet balancing on a pole - major distance - like desert - ok im lying) we decide we must push forth and maybe lose a little but get across at the end. So we did, little being me. I may have dived and some say i may have fallen, i still maintain that it was a gratuitous act of brotherhood on my part towards my fellow bretheren in the interests of their and their only safety! And cos i just wrote all that without stopping you should believe me too!
So the Bridge on the River Why was made accessible and we escaped.
And from the Friday took on as we plunged our way through Galsto, and i so won the mud wrestle dude, the pictures say so, check out the pics when they up to see what happened, they tell the real story!
So fast forwarding to Saturday (euuuuurrrriiiiiiigggghhhhhh)
More Chai, more hippys, more fire, more music then Eddie!!!! The group reconveined at the tent, Me Yoshi Esther and Zezi. Next destination Shrom County via Eddie airways!
It was somewhere on this holiday that we came across the long lost theory of the letter G and its abondonment of human kind, so we excommunicated it....from the dictionary. Thus came Od the greatest Lord. You see when Od performs his godly wrath everything is a lil more bearable: Oh i lost my shoe - damn Od, For the life of Od when will this tent stop leaking, Oh my Od, shes a man or ten foot naked hippies - thats Od! Even women being so combobulating that they could only be the creation of....wait for it......OD! So yes it was at this time, the time of quitting smoking (Amber Leaf in hand)that we conformed to being the zoo animals there purely for the reason of entertaining our commune, which was good except for one thing, the no feeding zoo animals stipulation (damn stipulations), though luckily we were giving up smoking, meaning once again the Amber Leaf was at hand, in which we were saved. Cue the most anti-climatic Super Hero of the World: Captain Blindingly Obvious! with his super powers of the blindingly obvious, with whom we found Amber Leaf was a cheap version of Golden Virginia and really was like quitting smoking. Long story short after trekking out we ended up in the huggably comfortable arms of ......the foldy chairs! (hmmmmm......wuv). They never did us any wrong, except for diasappear!
Then to dance Village where we dazzled in some mugging of young and weakly children for DJ Format frisbees, Ruling of chillout tent, Leading of Defense against invasions whilst inspiring Amp disconnection, pur-chasing sizeable amounts of chocolate, and drinking too much Chai (damn hippy salesman skills)
Then too hitchikers Guide for soem toe-stretching and film heckling action (damn mice)
A lil more fast-forward (eeeuuuurrriiiiiiiiiigh)
And Sunday Huzzah!!!
Starts off with a nice lil sleep in for once oh and a lovely little visit to the cash machine, but i'll save you the story as its a FIVE HOUR long one! And includes squashed penguins (another one for the team Jess!), and a drunk northerner known as Ellie - wooooooooo!!! And you bet there was some feasting after that!
OK so shit loadsa music, more hippies, and Morrison!!! In a boa - but thats enough bout that!An of course Basement Jaxx - hahahaha!!!
Then eventually after some journeying, back to the tent after Zezi, managed to escape, for some rest as the morrow brought us pirates and bets of all.......boooty!!!
So much free stuff, seriously too much too list, even moooney!
But cannot be bothered to write anymore so photos shall show the rest, i am in need of 3 consecutive baths 2 showers and a bleaching.....then and only then.........BED. bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed!!!!!!!!bed bed bed!!! Then maybe some shoe cleaning or throwing even, so much lemoooonade(mud(makes it seem brighter and jollier(puddles of lemonade)))and no wellies, just hardcore ....Nike.....cross training!
Now i am going
Goodday
I say goodday
oh yeah and had to busk my bus fare home, luckily Thank Od i had my handy harmonica and a trusty hat (booooty) to make my way.Praise Od!
OoooDDDDDDDDDD
by the way Yosh dude .......... we got on TV! (damn lemonade puddles)