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[adaissmelly]

hi guys!
i'm BOCK!

lol

the dynamics of a girlfriend part 1: dangerous questions!!!!
she asks: do you think i'm fat?

his answers:
1) yes
consequences: "what? you s.o.b! you have a ugly face! *bleep* you!!!! you *bleep*-ing piece of *bleep* in a *bleep*!!!!! *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* ...............i feel so depressed....lets break up"

2) no
consequences: "c'mon! just tell me the truth! i wont get mad!! i promise!" ..and so, he tells the truth which is "yes"..go to option 1 above

3) i dunno
consequences: "c'mon! just tell me the truth! i wont get mad!! i promise!" ..and so, he tells the truth which is "yes"..go to option 1 above

4) *silence*
consequences: "c'mon! just tell me the truth! i wont get mad!! i promise!" ..and so, he tells the truth which is "yes"..go to option 1 above

5) lets order pizza!
consequences: "c'mon! just tell me the truth! i wont get mad!! i promise!" ..and so, he tells the truth which is "yes"..go to option 1 above

....so your safest bet is probably to just fake a death or something