drunk....Again????....yep

[adair_guatama]

Tonight I decided to do something I never do on Mondays, I decided to go drinking!!! Tonight started as what I would call a typical night, Tyler challenged me to pool, and I kicked his ass up one side of the table and down the other. At this point a twist occurred. Teri pulled me off to the side and spilled her story to me by starting with “I

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[adair_guatama]

On that table, yes, I would have to say that the Apocolypse is upon us.

And no *frown* I have no digital camera so I can not get pictures of my dog on here. Ozzy has boxer markings with a face simillar to the one in the picture.

Last night I was reminded once again of how bad he snores.

[adair_guatama]

Yes, he snores, steals blankets, and walks right over the top of you when getting up. He also refuses to eat dog food, and just haves whatever I am having instead. Our favorite thing to do is deep fry tots or fries, I am in charge of dipping them in the pink sauce, and then we take turns eating them. The best time to do this is when we are watching a movie (yes, he actually watches the T.V. with me).

[adair_guatama]

Yeah, pink sauce, you know, like "some dudes fry sauce". And no, we do not get along better, when I do not take him for a walk right when he wants to go, not only does he bring his leash to me, he drops it and bites me to let me know its time to go. He also bites me when I do not share my food with him, or any other time he is not getting his way. Even when I leave for work he hides my boots, and then when I find them and put them on, he tries to take them back off of my feet while biting my hands...he hates when I go to work.

[adair_guatama]

hmmmm....

Webersters defines pink sauce as: pink sauce, noun, A sauce normally consisting of ketchup, mayonnaise, pickle juice, and any other condiment you feel like putting in it.

Not really, but it sounded good.....*smile*

I use ketchup, mayonnause, pickle juice, a dash of mustard, and a sprinkle of lemon juice myself

[adair_guatama]

mmmm, I crave it all of the time, I just pray I never get pregnant, would hate to make the front page of any tabloid.

[adair_guatama]

hrmmm, no, I do not believe the pain of pushing a baby out of a hole that small would be worth any ammount of money....OUCH!!

If it does happen however, I will name the baby after you....I just hope it is not a boy, he would never forgive me.

[adair_guatama]

When it comes to....him....yes, yes I am