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[adaftapeth]

the cat has really done it this time. i share my chicken nuggets with her when daniel isn't looking and she repays me by sneaking up and sitting on my nightstand at night. staring at me. i know she stares at me. she probably wants to eat my face. she's always been creepy. i pushed her off and she jumped right back up. she knocked my book off and she knocked the cable out of the wall, followed by my glasses and my phone. i threw her off this time [and by threw i mean casually toss her far away in a nonharmful sort of fashion] and of course she comes back, but this time she climbs inside and sits on the shelf and starts digging like a dog until everything on that shelf is on the floor and under the bed. this is when i started insulting her mother and calling her by her full name, which is zombie mcjesus if you didn't already know.

now she's started sitting on the computer desk and getting fat cat dandruff all over the mousepad and let's not forget the giant balls of fur that come off of her because she can never get enough of licking herself.

so, without further ado:

one cat for sale.

answers to zombie most of the time
cross-eyed
asthmatic
has cat dandruff
gallops like a horse
runs into walls
giant ass, small head
likes cheese
gets violent shits when given bologna