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first and foremost, whoever has deleted my animal crossing game that i worked ever-so-hard on, is going to suffer. i plan to gather all of the bottle caps in this house [which are plentiful] and twist them into your flesh. after the majority of your body is covered, i will then get a hammer out and make sure they're in as securely as possible. next, i will verbally insult you and your mother. after this, i will get a fork and flick all bottle caps out. you will be sent to the bathtub [so as not to make a mess] where i will fling salt at your open, bleeding wounds. next, lemon juice. blah blah. i hate open wound cliches. but you deserve it. after your shower, i'll tie you to the couch and make you fish to earn my bells back. in between the fish catching, you'll apologize.
i enjoy the new tool album.
i didn't get my mother anything for mother's day. i just told her that i appreciated her letting me out of the womb. i guess this makes me a bigger asshole than you thought i was.
i enjoy the new tool album.
i didn't get my mother anything for mother's day. i just told her that i appreciated her letting me out of the womb. i guess this makes me a bigger asshole than you thought i was.