OMG!
You guys! I have just finished a box of Qtips. For real. That never happens!! Because you know, those boxes look all innocent and everything, but they're really in there multiplying. Or maybe there's a wormhole to another galaxy where they live on their own little fluffy white planet, but it's not enough, so they've made these innocuous looking boxes that people throw unknowingly into drawers and forget about them all the while they're gathering for their invasion.
Totally.
Totally.