Oct 10, 2007 22:20
EADA Dan Fielding: *in his office, enjoying the luxury of it - no, it's NOT understated*
ADA Casey Novak: :knocks on the luxurious door of Dan's office:
ADA Casey Novak: :walks in, fists clenched nervously at her side, trying to act as natural as possible:
EADA Dan Fielding: Ahhhhh. Ms. Novak. *hands clasped across his middle* Feeling well, I trust?
ADA Casey Novak: :nods: As well as can be expected sir.
EADA Dan Fielding: *big smile*
EADA Dan Fielding: I expect you're wondering what this is about.
ADA Casey Novak: You'd be right about that.
EADA Dan Fielding: I usually am.
ADA Casey Novak: That's why you're the position that you're in. :tries to smile:
EADA Dan Fielding: This is true. My tragedy is that I'm under appreciated. Chocolate? *motions to a box*
ADA Casey Novak: The story of the life of a DA. :shakes her head: No. Thank you though.
EADA Dan Fielding: Well. Your loss. Speaking of that...
EADA Dan Fielding: Give your files to Mr. Peluso. I understand he's vile. Try not to let your skin come in contact with his.
ADA Casey Novak: :face falls: So... I'm fired?
EADA Dan Fielding: From Special Victims? *thinks* Yes, I suppose you are.
ADA Casey Novak: :stands still in shock:
ADA Casey Novak: I-I guess I understand...
EADA Dan Fielding: You do, do you. Yes, let's go over that.
EADA Dan Fielding: Go on....
ADA Casey Novak: I mean I've shown some lapses in my professionalism lately.
EADA Dan Fielding: *nods*
EADA Dan Fielding: I did hear about one incident in particular...care to explain?
ADA Casey Novak: Ummm, which specific one sir?
EADA Dan Fielding: *chintuck* There was more than one?
ADA Casey Novak: Maybe?
EADA Dan Fielding: *glare* Perhaps you'd care to put them in context for me?
ADA Casey Novak: Mostly just that night I attempted to obtain a warrant... while intoxicated. But you saw that.
EADA Dan Fielding: I did.
EADA Dan Fielding: And....?
ADA Casey Novak: Drunkenly losing clothing in an NYPD squad car.
EADA Dan Fielding: ...Clothing?
EADA Dan Fielding: *leans forward* What clothing?
ADA Casey Novak: Mostly a shoe.
ADA Casey Novak: I think that's it sir.
EADA Dan Fielding: That's all?
ADA Casey Novak: That I can remember, yes.
EADA Dan Fielding: Well, I *was* transferring you to Major Case, but maybe you;d be better off doing a stint in night court...
ADA Casey Novak: Wait. Transferring me to Major Case? A promotion? I-I...
ADA Casey Novak: Forget I said anything about any of that.
EADA Dan Fielding: Night Court. Two weeks.
ADA Casey Novak: Night Court? Really?
EADA Dan Fielding: One more stunt and yes, really.
ADA Casey Novak: Don't worry sir, there won't be another problem.
EADA Dan Fielding: I should hope NOT.
EADA Dan Fielding: I don't want to hear about ADAs trailing clothing all over the city...
ADA Casey Novak: :blushes deep red: Of course not sir.
EADA Dan Fielding: bit by bit, out of taxicabs...
EADA Dan Fielding: having dirty little liasons...
EADA Dan Fielding: sordid one-night sweaty trysts...
EADA Dan Fielding: Groping at each other....
EADA Dan Fielding: Oh, speaking of that...
EADA Dan Fielding: You'll show Peluso the rope. Sleep with him, and I'll fire one of you.
EADA Dan Fielding: Ta ta!
EADA Dan Fielding: Shut the door, will you?
ADA Casey Novak: :turns almost purple: Don't worry sir I like to stick to defense- :stops herself:
ADA Casey Novak:: Yes sir. :closes the door:
ADA Casey Novak: Is there anything else you'd like to talk about?
EADA Dan Fielding: No....unless you'd like to clarify that last statement?
ADA Casey Novak: I just don't have those sorts of relationships with ADAs sir. Just defense attorneys. Don't worry.
EADA Dan Fielding: Defense *sputtter!*
ADA Casey Novak: :face still burning red:
EADA Dan Fielding: Ms. Novak! I trust you won't do anything with anyone you're facing.....and I expect DETAILS.
ADA Casey Novak: No sir! Never during a trial...
EADA Dan Fielding: I expect a record. A detailed record. Who, what, where......
EADA Dan Fielding: Good DAY, Ms. Novak.
ADA Casey Novak: :nods and turns around, briskly walking out the door, smoothing her skirt down:
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