This post is two days late D:
I am failing so much these days.
I hate having only half the day to post D:
And I feel really horrible, because
Yamapi's probably had the worst week of his life.
And I'm sitting here, not even adhering to my strict birthday post schedule.
Someone punish me D:
(but please not monetarily. I'm gonna need all the money I have right now)
So on to the actual post 8D
p.s. Some of the images here, I have no idea where they come from, so if they're yours, don't hesitate to tell me.
WARNING: Some images may not be very worksafe DX
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAMAPI~~~!!!!
Thinking back - the first time I ever saw you, you were playing a desperate virgin begging to be laid in the Jdrama,
Stand Up!!. At that time, I was very much Arashi-centered, and I didn't even know you were part of Johnny's Jimusho at that time.
Looking back, I should have fallen in love with you and Narimiya Hiroki right there and then.
But I didn't.
And I regret it so much D8 I am such a one-track minded fangirl.
And then I saw you in
Nobuta, and like all one-track minded fangirls, it was love at first sight.
And might I say, you gave me quite an AKIRA-SHOCK♥
What can I say, your awkward frame captured my fangirl soul.
You were such a cute little chibi (and you even had abs! =o)
But you've grown into an even better young man.
And it's not just the fact that you'll probably PWN at doing anything you want in life that makes me squirm.
It doesn't matter if you didn't pass college on your first try. You'll retake the course and PWN once again.
And if not, you can always live as a lazy hobo, and we'll still love you.
whether it's half naked
or whole naked...
or in a f*ugly leopard jacket.
whether you're the dork
or a badass swindler...
We don't care if you were on a women's magazine groping and smexing up another girl.
Because we all know that secretly, in our fangirl minds, we're all imagining ourselves as that girl
It really doesn't matter...
Cuz you'll always be, the one and only
YAMASHITA TOMOHISA.
I hoped you enjoyed your birthday.♥