America is stupid
Because my job requires me to be on an automatic dialer all day, I get to hear voicemail messages from across the country. It's not as interesting as it sounds. Really. But if you don't believe me, I have compiled some statistics you might find less mind-numbing than I do:
Out of all of the answering machines/voicemail boxes in the continental United States, 90% of them are "Holla at ya boy", 5% are "Praise be to Jesus!", and the other 5% are "hello?...hello?...nah, just foolin'. Holla at ya boy." So I guess that actually brings "Holla at ya boy" to 95%.
I would have made a flow chart but I didn't want to.
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Out of all of the answering machines/voicemail boxes in the continental United States, 90% of them are "Holla at ya boy", 5% are "Praise be to Jesus!", and the other 5% are "hello?...hello?...nah, just foolin'. Holla at ya boy." So I guess that actually brings "Holla at ya boy" to 95%.
I would have made a flow chart but I didn't want to.
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