I miss my damn cowboy hat......
..I really do..!
This is a rant from my myspace blog.. Not your space..
In other news I'm a little all over the place right now..! I guess you guys might not even know that I'm due to quit my job on the 15th of September - that I'm off into the sunset (Canada baybeee!!) FOREVER at the end of that month!
Only 2 more months of the SARSlove people..! However will you cope..!?
I gotta admit that I am absolutely CACKING myself about the whole shebang..! I'm going to miss everyone so fucking much and it will be kinda hard starting all over again over there.
I don't know.. it's only just over a year that I've been living in Plymouth and I've made a fair few AWESOME friends here. As much as that's DAMN hard to leave behind I'm pretty sure I can do the same in Calgary... right..?! Yikes..!
Ugh my self-esteem is shot to shit at the moment! It's soooo damn hard to be the ugly friend..!! Now I'm not saying I'm some kind of MUNT but I am nothing compared to the beautiful little social butterfly that is my best friend Gilly.. and every now and then it's REALLY getting me down.
It doesn't help having my every greeting when I'm out and about be "Hi.. where's Gill?!" or "Why are you on your own!?!?! *incredulous face*" Now I love her to pieces but we are not joined at the hip people..!! And maybe I'd like a little conversation with you myself. I am not going to go on a PUMHUNT every time you ask for her..!!!
Ugh I should stop ranting. But it IS hard..!!
Makes me want to get one of those goofy Myspace profiles where all my pictures are high angle "myspazz" shots of my face and (more importantly) THE GOODIES - then to add any single guy I reckon I can convince I would simply LOVE to have the spaff of all over my face - then to add every single girl who's just ALMOST as HOTT as me.. - It makes me want to gather hordes of men who think they want to fuck me - for my myspace celebrity if nothing else - and it makes me want to let them think they have a fucking chance - It makes me want to add hordes of girls who hate me but tell me how "fucking xkissxkissxbangxbangx HOTT" (two t's of course) I am - and comment on my profile only to accrue more "friends" of which the already have a million that they really couldn't give two shits about..
It sure wouldn't be tricky...!
But I won't..!
Nope no bullshit for me.. it's Elvis, GIANT dinosaurs, tiny dinosaurs, pumming, cowboy hats, crazy faces, GOLF, and the most AMAZING man in the world for my profile.. that's all I need damn it..!!
Sara xx
Disclaimer: I'm not implying PUM has one of the above myspacewhore profiles - she's actually pretty enough to justify all the adulation and I know she doesn't go out seeking it!
Plus anyone who's seen her RAINBOWHAT extravaganza of a picture knows she sure ain't faking..! That's pum through and through people..! HAH!
This is a rant from my myspace blog.. Not your space..
In other news I'm a little all over the place right now..! I guess you guys might not even know that I'm due to quit my job on the 15th of September - that I'm off into the sunset (Canada baybeee!!) FOREVER at the end of that month!
Only 2 more months of the SARSlove people..! However will you cope..!?
I gotta admit that I am absolutely CACKING myself about the whole shebang..! I'm going to miss everyone so fucking much and it will be kinda hard starting all over again over there.
I don't know.. it's only just over a year that I've been living in Plymouth and I've made a fair few AWESOME friends here. As much as that's DAMN hard to leave behind I'm pretty sure I can do the same in Calgary... right..?! Yikes..!
Ugh my self-esteem is shot to shit at the moment! It's soooo damn hard to be the ugly friend..!! Now I'm not saying I'm some kind of MUNT but I am nothing compared to the beautiful little social butterfly that is my best friend Gilly.. and every now and then it's REALLY getting me down.
It doesn't help having my every greeting when I'm out and about be "Hi.. where's Gill?!" or "Why are you on your own!?!?! *incredulous face*" Now I love her to pieces but we are not joined at the hip people..!! And maybe I'd like a little conversation with you myself. I am not going to go on a PUMHUNT every time you ask for her..!!!
Ugh I should stop ranting. But it IS hard..!!
Makes me want to get one of those goofy Myspace profiles where all my pictures are high angle "myspazz" shots of my face and (more importantly) THE GOODIES - then to add any single guy I reckon I can convince I would simply LOVE to have the spaff of all over my face - then to add every single girl who's just ALMOST as HOTT as me.. - It makes me want to gather hordes of men who think they want to fuck me - for my myspace celebrity if nothing else - and it makes me want to let them think they have a fucking chance - It makes me want to add hordes of girls who hate me but tell me how "fucking xkissxkissxbangxbangx HOTT" (two t's of course) I am - and comment on my profile only to accrue more "friends" of which the already have a million that they really couldn't give two shits about..
It sure wouldn't be tricky...!
But I won't..!
Nope no bullshit for me.. it's Elvis, GIANT dinosaurs, tiny dinosaurs, pumming, cowboy hats, crazy faces, GOLF, and the most AMAZING man in the world for my profile.. that's all I need damn it..!!
Sara xx
Disclaimer: I'm not implying PUM has one of the above myspacewhore profiles - she's actually pretty enough to justify all the adulation and I know she doesn't go out seeking it!
Plus anyone who's seen her RAINBOWHAT extravaganza of a picture knows she sure ain't faking..! That's pum through and through people..! HAH!