Random Quiz
Stolen from meltingmel’s MySpace.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode.
Hrm... this is a tough one. I would probably leave the button unpressed, since I usually try to be a pacifist. If I absolutely had to explode someone, though, it would probably be Karl Rove.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
That horrid bitch responsable for that god awful "I want to soak up the sun" song, if song is even a legitimate name for it.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Heh. For this one, I think I could forgo the non-violence and say my ex-fiance's boyfriend. That would be gratifying.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Toss up between Provolone and Mozzarella.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What would it be?
Whatever was on that what sandwhich I had in that cafe in Portland. Because seriously, that was the best sandwich ever made.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).????
Probably have to go with Jessica Alba, provided that it could happen in the Nancy costume.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Shirley Manson. Oh, the shirley Manson.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Student loans! Woo!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Whereverthe next plane that's leaving is going. If it is to be spontaneous, then let it be random as well.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Some food and a place to sleep, probably.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Hrm... I'd go with Guinness, since I could always give it to my many family members who think it's the best stuff ever.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I think I would like to see the planet before humans showed up. Go look at a few dinosaurs and see what they actually looked like.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What would you make?
Only a half hour? Soap opera. Give me an hour and I'll go for a sci-fi/fantasy show, though.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Bollocks.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Walk slowly out of the room, close the door, and run.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you save from the blazing inferno?
My laptop.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
It all depends on where I am at the time. One way or another, though, I would be talking to Teej, either pouring my heart out or having one last fight.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Flight.
20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Belize.
21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Um... I don't know. If I've already been thrown out of the country, I guess one that's reasonably near my house in Belize.
22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
Probably my own, so I can show off to my roommates.
23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Probably Phillip Dick.
24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise . Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
I think about the only person who I really feel would be happy to come back would be my Uncle's wife. She didn't get the chance to see their child learn to walk, even. Everyone else I've known, it's just kind of been their time to go.
25. What's your theme song?
It changes from time to time. Right now, probably VAST - Winter in My Heart
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode.
Hrm... this is a tough one. I would probably leave the button unpressed, since I usually try to be a pacifist. If I absolutely had to explode someone, though, it would probably be Karl Rove.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.
That horrid bitch responsable for that god awful "I want to soak up the sun" song, if song is even a legitimate name for it.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Heh. For this one, I think I could forgo the non-violence and say my ex-fiance's boyfriend. That would be gratifying.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Toss up between Provolone and Mozzarella.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What would it be?
Whatever was on that what sandwhich I had in that cafe in Portland. Because seriously, that was the best sandwich ever made.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).????
Probably have to go with Jessica Alba, provided that it could happen in the Nancy costume.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Shirley Manson. Oh, the shirley Manson.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Student loans! Woo!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Whereverthe next plane that's leaving is going. If it is to be spontaneous, then let it be random as well.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Some food and a place to sleep, probably.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Hrm... I'd go with Guinness, since I could always give it to my many family members who think it's the best stuff ever.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I think I would like to see the planet before humans showed up. Go look at a few dinosaurs and see what they actually looked like.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What would you make?
Only a half hour? Soap opera. Give me an hour and I'll go for a sci-fi/fantasy show, though.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Bollocks.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Walk slowly out of the room, close the door, and run.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you save from the blazing inferno?
My laptop.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
It all depends on where I am at the time. One way or another, though, I would be talking to Teej, either pouring my heart out or having one last fight.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Flight.
20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Belize.
21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Um... I don't know. If I've already been thrown out of the country, I guess one that's reasonably near my house in Belize.
22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
Probably my own, so I can show off to my roommates.
23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Probably Phillip Dick.
24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise . Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
I think about the only person who I really feel would be happy to come back would be my Uncle's wife. She didn't get the chance to see their child learn to walk, even. Everyone else I've known, it's just kind of been their time to go.
25. What's your theme song?
It changes from time to time. Right now, probably VAST - Winter in My Heart