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[actualrapist]

[today in paradise... I mean, threading that doesn't go anywhere else goes here]

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[goddamnbatsperm]

[Crashing from here. Damian is sneaking around and looks in]

Oh you are freaking kidding me.

[hidesthebodies]

[...yeah, shoving Muraki away]

What--

[goddamnbatsperm]

Augh, I hope it doesn't rub off.

[hidesthebodies]

[obviously struggling to hold his temper in check]

It's not a disease that you're going to catch.

[goddamnbatsperm]

[Oh, you are going to be wonderful for him]

[Nods over to Muraki]

Well, I always assumed he was pervert, but I didn't think I was living with two.

[actualrapist]

[this is actually going better than I expected]

[hidesthebodies]

[seething!]

If you are living in my home, the very least you can do is pretend to have some manners.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Nope.

[hidesthebodies]

Tch, I'm not going to sit here and listen to this.

[gathering the tea supplies and standing]

[goddamnbatsperm]

I'm cool with avoiding you entirely. It's not how I would run a house but if you want to let me win, who am I to argue?

[hidesthebodies]

[turns back to study the boy for a moment, then shakes his head]

Thinking of it in those terms . . . you really are young.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Oh, like you know anything about me.

[hidesthebodies]

I didn't claim to.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Besides making assumptions about me based on my age. Which is irrelevant and always will be.

[hidesthebodies]

Humph, it's no different from you making assumptions about me.

[goddamnbatsperm]

Yeah, you're right. Kissing another guy totally doesn't make you gay.