fic: gintama - grime & punishment

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Title: grime & punishment
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura
Disclaimer: roses are red / boogers are green / this shit ain't mine / 'coz lawyers are mean
Feedback: Much obliged!
Notes: For day nine of ginzura advent. Also sort of aaaaall for antimonial, baby, who wanted 'happy war days.'

Cross-posted at ginzura.

Comments

[antimonial]

FUCKING IBARAKI RUINS EVERYTHING

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Reason #298749 for Gintoki's perpetually blue balls

[antimonial]

The other 298748 are all Zura related, oddly enough.

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Gintoki doesn't get laid because Zura parted his hair wrong

[antimonial]

Gintoki doesn't get laid because Zura ate his fish first this morning instead of the pickled vegetables like he normally does.

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Gintoki doesn't get laid because of various cloud formations Zura observed that don't bode well, no, they don't bode at all.

[antimonial]

Gintoki doesn't get laid because tonight's broadcast of the news was moved from 7:00 to 7:05, thoroughly and completely ruining Zura's schedule.

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Gintoki doesn't get laid because Zura switched shampoos, and it's just too soon for that kind of thing, have you no respect?

[antimonial]

Gintoki doesn't get laid because in the animated feature of Chii's Sweet Home, they changed Chii's nose to a light dusty rose when everyone knows it is coral pink, the injustice and corruption of this system is staggering.

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Gintoki doesn't get laid because his obi isn't sitting right today, even though he folded it three separate times.

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can I just... can I just say that I really love your abuto icon. ♥