FIC: GINTAMA - Fight on a Monday...

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Title: Fight on a Monday, Cry on a Tuesday, Throw Up on a Wednesday, but Always Laugh on Saturday & Sunday
Fandom: Gintama
Rating: R
Pairing: Gintoki/Katsura.
Disclaimer: Sally Saw a Silver Souled Samurai by the Sea Shore, and didn't own anything but a speech impediment.
Feedback: A high five, a slap in the face, hit me with it.
Notes: For antimonial. Title

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I THOUGHT YOU SHOWED ME THE WHOLE THING YOU BASTARD

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I lied.

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oh my god it was worth the year-long wait

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DO YOU WANT TO GET KICKED IN THE LADYPARTS

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE LADYBITS WITH YOU

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GENITALS

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he’s not, they couldn’t find their own assholes if given explicit instructions, a bloodhound, and a GPS

another part that made me snort water

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Are you actually drinking any of it?

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yeah, no thanks to your sorry ass

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Am I supposed to be upset with this

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I was legit loling at the DOMESTIKKU BAIORENCE scene

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IT'S VERY SERIOUS

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THE NEXT DAY: Kagura mixes pink paint with water and tries to convince Gintoki it's strawberry milk.

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THE NEXT HOUR: Gintoki has the most confusing shit of his life, although he's a little proud, too

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this is SO WORTH all the doujinshi I'm going to buy for you when I go to Akiba next week

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**and translate

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SLAAAVE DRIVER

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MY LEG HURTS

ONLY DOUJIN CAN HEAL THE ACHE