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actuallyagolem

34. the coma ate some of his braincells.

Mar 07, 2011 20:18

Got a joke for you, Barge.

Knock knock.

(I'll answer for you) Who's there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Normalee I don't go telling dumb knock-knock jokes, but hey, I just woke up from a fucking week-long nap!

And Clapet, buddy? We need to talk.

donny's other hobbies, my inmate the butcher, the barge is full of basterds

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batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 01:33:42 UTC

That's a bad joke even by my standards.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:42:43 UTC

Are you king of terrible jokes or something?

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 01:45:12 UTC

I've been told I'm quite punny.

[See what he did there, Donny? /shot]

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:49:41 UTC

I'm pretty sure nobody's told you that. That makes you both unfunny and a liar.

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 01:50:28 UTC

Unfunny, sure, but people have definitely told me that.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 01:51:58 UTC

Seriously? People told you that you're punny? I'm not some big-brain with a college degree or anything, but I'm pretty sure that's not a word.

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 01:53:55 UTC

What can I say? I've got family and friends who love making fun of me.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 02:14:26 UTC

They sound like swell people.

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 02:15:54 UTC

Eh. They're all right. [He is very clearly teasing. In a 'they're awesome don't think otherwise' way, of course.]

Nice to have you back. How was your nap?

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 02:23:39 UTC

That's what family's good for - constantly knocking you down a couple pegs.

And thanks, guy. The nap was fine. I could have done without losing an entire week, but what are you going to do?

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 02:30:03 UTC

Complain? That seems to be the popular coping mechanism around here.

[Private]

All joking aside, there's something you should probably know.

actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 02:37:41 UTC

Not my style, guy.

[Private]

What happened? Are you and Costigan alright?

batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 02:44:03 UTC

Knew I liked you for a reason.

[Private]

Costigan got killed a little under a week ago. He's out of the infirmary and has been staying with me these last couple days, but he's more or less okay. Figured you should know.

[Private] actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 02:56:05 UTC

Well fuck. He's just got the worst luck.

Was it a grudge killing by that vampire?

[Private] batmanschmatman March 8 2011, 02:59:58 UTC

Tell me about it.

No, Armand's gone. A couple people vanished while you were out. It's... kind of complicated. He might want to tell you himself.

[Private] actuallyagolem March 8 2011, 03:06:42 UTC

He's gone? Good riddance to bad rubbish then. Only vampire I can stand is Bela Lugosi with a set of false teeth. And I probably should talk to him about it, if he's up to telling me anyway.

Thanks for cluing me in, Dick.

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