28. in which Donny writes a bitchy open letter to Santa.

[actuallyagolem]

Dear Santa. Admiral. Whichever you are.

I recently found this book in the library. Let me share with you, Santa, and you as well, Barge. It's called There's No Such Thing as a Chanukah Bush, Sandy Goldstein. It a heartwarming tale about being Jewish during Christmastime, featuring a curious little girl, a wise grandfather, and acceptance. Awh, see

Comments

[heavenonthemind]

Thank you, Donny.

[actuallyagolem]

Welcome, Judas. It's a just little uncomfortable and all. I couldn't help but say something.

[heavenonthemind]

Exactly.

[actuallyagolem]

I'm sure if Santa exists then he'll understand. They say he's jolly.

[heavenonthemind]

I've never heard of him, even with everything shoved down my throat last year.

[actuallyagolem]

Really? Santa's a really popular character.

[heavenonthemind]

When? In your time?

[actuallyagolem]

Yeah, in my time, and judging from the last port he got even more popular.

[heavenonthemind]

What's he supposed to be?

[actuallyagolem]

I think he's supposed to be a saint? An elf? I really don't know, actually. I'm not the best person to ask.

[heavenonthemind]

A Christian character then?

[actuallyagolem]

Kind of. He might have started out that way, but I don't think he is anymore.

[heavenonthemind]

Commercialized?

[actuallyagolem]

Nah, just more secular. I think he's a mesh of things.