16. Coming back from a looooong break. Timing!

[actuallyagolem]

I'll admit it - I was watching you guys at your port thing

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[actuallyagolem]

It would make things a hundred times better.

Nope, just got here. I've got a piece of paper that tells me different, but I can't remember a thing.

[actuallyagolem]

Too bad. I'd have Marlene Dietrich too. Those gams...now that's an afterlife.

Certain things. Like I had an inmate before named Lou before he fucked off somewhere. He was a vampire? I think? I also kind of think I'm jerking myself around here to be honest.

Nice to meet you, Sergeant. Army?

[actuallyagolem]

I wish I did.

You've got to be kidding me. He really was a vampire? Like Dracula?

Police. Neat. Where?

[actuallyagolem]

Weird. That's wicked weird. And apparently I made him sweep hair for me because I started up a barbershop here...you recall anything like that, Sergeant?

So that makes you 32 years ahead of me. Right.

[actuallyagolem]

That's about right. What about my hobby of choice then, if I was here?

I don't know if you did. If he fought in the war, my guess is the math is about right for it.

[actuallyagolem]

Yeah, that's right.

[Private]

It says a little bit of that. I lost the second page of this note thing. Hold on. [Pause for reading of the chicken scratch...] Alright, so what it says is when I decide to pick up a history book, I should give myself a week and make sure I'm stocked up on booze.

And not to tell people that I killed a certain Führer and his Minister for Propaganda, but that's got to be a joke.

private

[actuallyagolem]

To tell you the truth, now I'm kind of intrigued.

Well you might as well tell me what sort of end they met so I can laugh at how ridiculous and far fetched it sounds.

Re: private

[actuallyagolem]

I know what they were doing to my people, Sergeant. Why do you think I scalped those bastards?

....now I prefer my version too.