10. Back in my day....
I didn't hit anyone with a baseball the other day, did I? I remember practicing my swing during the flood on the top deck and I'm pretty sure I wasn't paying attention to where they were landing.
If I did hit someone in the coconut, real sorry.
I guess I'm going to start cutting hair again on Sundays. If anyone needs a barber, yell real loud and I'll come running. Actually, no I won't. I'll walk real slow and easy-like. It's just hair.
Oh, and if anyone's struggling for a job for their inmate, I'll need some help on Sundays. Sweeping up and stuff like that. Assistants to do the grunt work. No one holds the scissors or razors but me; golden rule and all.
Private to Louis:
I know you're here, Louis. I know you're here because my item says so, you know. I've been sort of quiet since I got back too.
Just talk to me. Say hello. Whatever you want.
If I did hit someone in the coconut, real sorry.
I guess I'm going to start cutting hair again on Sundays. If anyone needs a barber, yell real loud and I'll come running. Actually, no I won't. I'll walk real slow and easy-like. It's just hair.
Oh, and if anyone's struggling for a job for their inmate, I'll need some help on Sundays. Sweeping up and stuff like that. Assistants to do the grunt work. No one holds the scissors or razors but me; golden rule and all.
Private to Louis:
I know you're here, Louis. I know you're here because my item says so, you know. I've been sort of quiet since I got back too.
Just talk to me. Say hello. Whatever you want.