BITCHES AIN'T SHIT (MC Cullen remix)
saint_renegade,
poetrytoprose, and
captaincatapult present:
actualheroin!
Because we read Twilight, we loved Twilight, and then...
nothing.
Face it, the Twilight fandom SUCKS ASS (where the fuck is the porn?). Do you not sit at your computer every day, slumped in your chair, making yourself feel sad and guilty for obsessing over a book that society The Man has convinced you was written for twelve year olds?
NEVER SHALT THOU PUNISH THYSELF AGAIN. Because here, here is the place for you, friends. HERE is a TWENTY FOUR SEVEN PARTY, the way Twilight fandom SHOULD BE: smart, cutting, bitchtastic, and above all, FULL TO THE BRIM WITH GASPARD FUCKING ULLIEL.
Post every day. Post every five minutes. This community is here so you can stop spamming your flist with endless Twilight talk. It is also here to talk smack about Chad Michael Murray and the people who think he's Edward. Seriously, go apeshit, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE ALL WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME ANYWAY.
P.S. Shhhhhh. Keep this comm low key. Elitism is the new black, you know.