i stole this mwa ha ha ha ha
1) How tall are you?
-- 5'2"
2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
-- nope im so good 0:-)
3) Do you own a gun?
-- no id be scared i would be an idiot with it
4) Have you ever been arrested?
-- yes! well no. but...almost!
5) How many of your friends have committed suicide?
-- none thank god
6) Do you have a crackhead in your family?
-- not that i know of. actually YES! my cousin.
7.) Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?
-- no id be too creeped out that there were dead people underneath me...maybe under like a tree in the cemetary...
8) Do you ever punch yourself?
-- um....yeah sometimes...
9) Have you ever killed an animal?
-- no! like alex said...insects arent animals
10) Are you Irish?
-- yeah...like...3/8 irish...
11) Who would you punch if you could?
-- i dunno lots of people
12) What do you think of hot dogs?
-- theyre gross......im sorry but if they cant name everything in it, im not eating it!
13) What's your favorite Christmas song?
-- i despise christmas songs
14) What is your favorite smell?
-- rain
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
-- blood. hahahaha.....no...protien shakes. im a loser
16) Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you could?
-- yes....san francisco
17) Do you do pushups?
-- yeah when im in "work out" mode...which lasts for very short and random periods of time
18) Do you ever fantasize about murder?
-- yes! i want one of those cute silver handheld guns...mwa ha ha
19) Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?
-- who is she? ok im looking her up...ok no. shes all wrinkly
20) Have you ever done ecstasy?
-- nope!
21) Are you straightedge?
-- no :-P
22) Are you vegan?
-- more like...carnivore
23) Do you shoplift?
-- not anymore! damn cops.
24) What ¡s the last thing you stole?
-- i dunno....
25) Do you ski or snowboard?
-- ski
26) Do you use hair gel?
-- ick no i dont want crunchy hair thank you
27) Do you sniff cocaine?
-- nope!
28) Who is your favorite serial killer?
-- jack the ripper...purely because he was the inspiration for from hell...in which johnny depp is so sexy...
29) Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?
-- nope
30) Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
-- no *phew*
31) Have you been shot?
-- nope!
32) Have you ever been hospitalized?
-- yeah for a ruptured ovarian cist
33) Do you like painkillers?
-- yessss
34) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
-- ?? my extreme good looks...wonderful personality...lol kidding, kidding
35) Have you ever lubed up your genitals with baby oil?
-- .....no.
36) Do you own a knife?
-- doesnt everyone
37) Have you played ghettopoly?
-- what the?
38) Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
-- well i was with tim when he did
39) Have you ever had a head injury?
-- how serious? i mean ive bumped my head...
40) How many virgins have you slept with?
-- none! :)
-- 5'2"
2) Have you ever smoked heroin?
-- nope im so good 0:-)
3) Do you own a gun?
-- no id be scared i would be an idiot with it
4) Have you ever been arrested?
-- yes! well no. but...almost!
5) How many of your friends have committed suicide?
-- none thank god
6) Do you have a crackhead in your family?
-- not that i know of. actually YES! my cousin.
7.) Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?
-- no id be too creeped out that there were dead people underneath me...maybe under like a tree in the cemetary...
8) Do you ever punch yourself?
-- um....yeah sometimes...
9) Have you ever killed an animal?
-- no! like alex said...insects arent animals
10) Are you Irish?
-- yeah...like...3/8 irish...
11) Who would you punch if you could?
-- i dunno lots of people
12) What do you think of hot dogs?
-- theyre gross......im sorry but if they cant name everything in it, im not eating it!
13) What's your favorite Christmas song?
-- i despise christmas songs
14) What is your favorite smell?
-- rain
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
-- blood. hahahaha.....no...protien shakes. im a loser
16) Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you could?
-- yes....san francisco
17) Do you do pushups?
-- yeah when im in "work out" mode...which lasts for very short and random periods of time
18) Do you ever fantasize about murder?
-- yes! i want one of those cute silver handheld guns...mwa ha ha
19) Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?
-- who is she? ok im looking her up...ok no. shes all wrinkly
20) Have you ever done ecstasy?
-- nope!
21) Are you straightedge?
-- no :-P
22) Are you vegan?
-- more like...carnivore
23) Do you shoplift?
-- not anymore! damn cops.
24) What ¡s the last thing you stole?
-- i dunno....
25) Do you ski or snowboard?
-- ski
26) Do you use hair gel?
-- ick no i dont want crunchy hair thank you
27) Do you sniff cocaine?
-- nope!
28) Who is your favorite serial killer?
-- jack the ripper...purely because he was the inspiration for from hell...in which johnny depp is so sexy...
29) Have you ever made out with your friend's bf or gf?
-- nope
30) Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
-- no *phew*
31) Have you been shot?
-- nope!
32) Have you ever been hospitalized?
-- yeah for a ruptured ovarian cist
33) Do you like painkillers?
-- yessss
34) What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
-- ?? my extreme good looks...wonderful personality...lol kidding, kidding
35) Have you ever lubed up your genitals with baby oil?
-- .....no.
36) Do you own a knife?
-- doesnt everyone
37) Have you played ghettopoly?
-- what the?
38) Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
-- well i was with tim when he did
39) Have you ever had a head injury?
-- how serious? i mean ive bumped my head...
40) How many virgins have you slept with?
-- none! :)