Tido is licking me
Tis almost midnight
I am returning home from work at the Spartan 16
I don't have to work for a couple of days..
I am up for movie taking...
We do get to see
Thursday before it comes out..
We get EMPLOYEE SCREENINGS..
how sweet is that?
So I am fairly excited about that
I think most guys are going to see the movie because of
Jessica Simpson
She's so pretty.
If I was a white celebrity,
I would want to be her,
I think a lot of females don't even care for her
but automatically respect her because of her choice to keep her
Virginity until she was married.
I know I do.
No wait, if I were a white celebrity, I would want to be Angelina Jolie,
she's pretty too.
She looks way more exotic than Jessica.
And her "man" is .. uhh... hot.
Except I had no idea that Brad Pitt was like 41..that's weird.
You know how Angelina Jolie adopts all those foriegn babies...?
I wish she would adopt me..
I'm sort of a foriegn baby..
I could pretend to be...
NO WAIT!
If any celebrity couple could adopt me..
It would MOST DEF have to be who else...
BEYONCE & JAY-Z
I would make them so proud.
I would make my mommy B proud, because I would know how to give a good
Lap Dance since the age of 6, and I would make my daddy Jay proud, because
I could rap and pledge
Delta Sigma Theta so I could throw up the Dynasty sign for two reasons.
And they could change my name to
Jayzonce' or
Beyonzee
So I think I will make myself another LJ username, but this one I make, will be my main one, and I will try my best to figure out how to delete this account and the destinyschildfn one. Peace Buttercakes.
I am returning home from work at the Spartan 16
I don't have to work for a couple of days..
I am up for movie taking...
We do get to see
Thursday before it comes out..
We get EMPLOYEE SCREENINGS..
how sweet is that?
So I am fairly excited about that
I think most guys are going to see the movie because of
Jessica Simpson
She's so pretty.
If I was a white celebrity,
I would want to be her,
I think a lot of females don't even care for her
but automatically respect her because of her choice to keep her
Virginity until she was married.
I know I do.
No wait, if I were a white celebrity, I would want to be Angelina Jolie,
she's pretty too.
She looks way more exotic than Jessica.
And her "man" is .. uhh... hot.
Except I had no idea that Brad Pitt was like 41..that's weird.
You know how Angelina Jolie adopts all those foriegn babies...?
I wish she would adopt me..
I'm sort of a foriegn baby..
I could pretend to be...
NO WAIT!
If any celebrity couple could adopt me..
It would MOST DEF have to be who else...
BEYONCE & JAY-Z
I would make them so proud.
I would make my mommy B proud, because I would know how to give a good
Lap Dance since the age of 6, and I would make my daddy Jay proud, because
I could rap and pledge
Delta Sigma Theta so I could throw up the Dynasty sign for two reasons.
And they could change my name to
Jayzonce' or
Beyonzee
So I think I will make myself another LJ username, but this one I make, will be my main one, and I will try my best to figure out how to delete this account and the destinyschildfn one. Peace Buttercakes.