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We had a conversation in poetry about translating Tennyson into txtspk, and the idea not leaving my head, I composed this on the spot.
Ulisez
by Alfrd LOL Tenyson
it lil profits tht n idl king
bi ths stil <3h amung ths barrn crgs
machd /w n aged wif i met n dol
n= lols nto a svge rac
tht hord n slp + fed n kno not me
i cant rest from travl i will drnk
lif 2 teh les al times i hav enjoyd
gratly have suffrd gratly both /w thse
tht luvd me + alon on shor n whn
thru skudin drifts teh rane hiades
vxd teh dim se: i am becum a name
4 lways romin /w a hungre <3
much hav i seen + knon cites of men
n maners climits concils govrnmnts
meself nt lest but onered amung em al
n drunk delite of bttle /w my pers
fr on teh ringin planes of winde troy
That was all I could remember.
Ulisez
by Alfrd LOL Tenyson
it lil profits tht n idl king
bi ths stil <3h amung ths barrn crgs
machd /w n aged wif i met n dol
n= lols nto a svge rac
tht hord n slp + fed n kno not me
i cant rest from travl i will drnk
lif 2 teh les al times i hav enjoyd
gratly have suffrd gratly both /w thse
tht luvd me + alon on shor n whn
thru skudin drifts teh rane hiades
vxd teh dim se: i am becum a name
4 lways romin /w a hungre <3
much hav i seen + knon cites of men
n maners climits concils govrnmnts
meself nt lest but onered amung em al
n drunk delite of bttle /w my pers
fr on teh ringin planes of winde troy
That was all I could remember.