From the FBI arrests of supposed covert Russian agents:
In Cambridge, Mass., the couple known as Donald Heathfield and Tracey Foley, who appeared to be in their 40s and had two teenage sons, lived in an apartment building on a residential street where some Harvard professors and students live. soda_and_capes and I are sitting here going "OH MY GOD."
Have a silly Doctor Who gif to express my excitement at this thrilling news story:
Now I really do have The Soviet Machine stuck in my head.
Also, "conspiracy to act as unlawful agents of a foreign government" has a maximum sentence of five years. Money laundering? Twenty.
EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EVERYBODY TO GET FROM STREET!