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So, it's been a while.
I took a quiz:
You scored as Classic Rock. You can rock out HARD. But make sure you aren't under the influence. It can f%#@ with your head.
Indie
100%
Garage
100%
Metal
100%
Classic Rock
100%
REAL Punk
100%
Soft Rock
67%
Alternative
67%
Poser
0%
What "Rock Genre" Are You
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Idk, taking quizzes always seemed cool. So now I'm going to have a fairly large update about... ducks.
We received the ducks on June 25th as a wedding present from my dad's best friend when my dad got married. There were quite a few of them, but some of them died. :( That was pretty sad. We will remember you Pamela! And Ben Wallace! And Nevada! And some we didn't name. See, when you order ducks from the duck ordering companies, you have to buy at least 100. We got way less than that since we found a different company. So right now there are 5 left.
There's Jamie, Jesus, Mr. Big, Smalls and that other one that we never named for some reason. I have no idea why my stepsister named a duck Jesus, and Mr. Big was named Mr. Big because he was the biggest and Smalls because he was the smallest. Pamela (when she was alive) was the second black duck and she had the biggest chest. So, of course, there are many reasons why I named the black duck Jamie.
1. We had to stop calling him little n-word duck, that's just wrong. Besides, isn't it kind of funny to name a black duck after a racist person?
2. Human Jamie has dark hair and brown eyes, and the duck had black feathers and brown eyes. That's pretty logical.
3. Jamie the duck was the sweetest duck who would follow you around and eat all the bugs and attack my stepsister and would always let me me hold him and pet him. He's the best duck ever. And he's the smartest duck and became the duck leader, even though he's the only black one.
So they're huge now, and since they're huge we let them loose in the pond. That's actually the only reason we bought ducks. We have this pond that's covered in duckweed, so that's why we have ducks to eat it. I hope they don't get eaten. Rasheed ran away that *swear word*! He was evil from the beginning, never letting us take him out, always trying to run away. He thinks just because he's a weird species of duck with an afro that he can do whatever he wants. Oh well, live long and prosper Rasheed. We'll remember him.
But what is kind of interesting is that Jamie's my favorite duck, and he's the only one that is completely black. Jesus is my stepsister's favorite duck, and he's the only one that's completely white. And her room is pepto-bismol pink and mine is green, the color of money. Hey, money is cool, and it's human instinct to want it. It's not like we hunt or gather, we buy food. Hence, the need for money to survive. Well, to survive comfortably. Besides, money is the difference between being weird and being eccentric.
I took a quiz:
You scored as Classic Rock. You can rock out HARD. But make sure you aren't under the influence. It can f%#@ with your head.
Indie
100%
Garage
100%
Metal
100%
Classic Rock
100%
REAL Punk
100%
Soft Rock
67%
Alternative
67%
Poser
0%
What "Rock Genre" Are You
created with QuizFarm.com
Idk, taking quizzes always seemed cool. So now I'm going to have a fairly large update about... ducks.
We received the ducks on June 25th as a wedding present from my dad's best friend when my dad got married. There were quite a few of them, but some of them died. :( That was pretty sad. We will remember you Pamela! And Ben Wallace! And Nevada! And some we didn't name. See, when you order ducks from the duck ordering companies, you have to buy at least 100. We got way less than that since we found a different company. So right now there are 5 left.
There's Jamie, Jesus, Mr. Big, Smalls and that other one that we never named for some reason. I have no idea why my stepsister named a duck Jesus, and Mr. Big was named Mr. Big because he was the biggest and Smalls because he was the smallest. Pamela (when she was alive) was the second black duck and she had the biggest chest. So, of course, there are many reasons why I named the black duck Jamie.
1. We had to stop calling him little n-word duck, that's just wrong. Besides, isn't it kind of funny to name a black duck after a racist person?
2. Human Jamie has dark hair and brown eyes, and the duck had black feathers and brown eyes. That's pretty logical.
3. Jamie the duck was the sweetest duck who would follow you around and eat all the bugs and attack my stepsister and would always let me me hold him and pet him. He's the best duck ever. And he's the smartest duck and became the duck leader, even though he's the only black one.
So they're huge now, and since they're huge we let them loose in the pond. That's actually the only reason we bought ducks. We have this pond that's covered in duckweed, so that's why we have ducks to eat it. I hope they don't get eaten. Rasheed ran away that *swear word*! He was evil from the beginning, never letting us take him out, always trying to run away. He thinks just because he's a weird species of duck with an afro that he can do whatever he wants. Oh well, live long and prosper Rasheed. We'll remember him.
But what is kind of interesting is that Jamie's my favorite duck, and he's the only one that is completely black. Jesus is my stepsister's favorite duck, and he's the only one that's completely white. And her room is pepto-bismol pink and mine is green, the color of money. Hey, money is cool, and it's human instinct to want it. It's not like we hunt or gather, we buy food. Hence, the need for money to survive. Well, to survive comfortably. Besides, money is the difference between being weird and being eccentric.