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Finished Harry Potter a while ago, and of course I am now filled with an overwhelming desire to shout out all the little secrets in it to pretty much everyone, but I can't. It's nice to have a friend like Jamie, who is very busy living his glamorous beautiful adventurous life and will sadly not get a chance to read it and may need someone to spoil
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Omg, we're like the same person! spooky lol. like seriously we must be related somehow or something. maybe in a previous life... haha jk. well we both have good tastes. haha ur dad knew tresa heinz kerry?? thats so weird lol how did that happen? and omg then what happened to teresa? a nice republican fellow to.....john kerry? what was she on when she married him??
Go Bush! He lives in a hick town too in Texas!
*hick high five* i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. my friends here are nice (and white). we have such a good time. i got a great site for racist jokes. ok heres our favrorite: why are black kids scared to play in the sandbox? because they're afraid that cats will bury them..!!!!!! get it? hahahahahahahahha!!!! doing that at dcds is just too akward and less funny. here in plymouth theres like 2 black people to every 100 white people, its great. oh and idk about affirmative action too, please dont mess up u of m for me u black hippy liberals. if ur too stupid to get into a good college the real way, its not my job to let u in. im not complaining to harvard that im not accepted cuz of discrimination or some crap like that, ugh.
yay i'd love to visit brighton. my hungarian cleaning lady actually lives in brighton (idk where exactly) but we've been there 2 or 3 times. i'd love to have you over to plymouth. haha tell katie my name is jamie not 'the condom blowing kid' lol. hmm well i dont have many locks actually. just more space and parents who go to bed at a normal hour (so it lets me and my friends skinny dip lol, just dont tell my parents! 3 guys naked in a pool...) one time i had 13 people in my room raping chris, and my stepmom was just like um what were u guys doing up there, lmao.
hahaha people dressed up as chocolate bars! thats so weird but funny. i'd like to go. i maybe have gone when i was very little but i dont really remember it. i've been to some kennywood park or something in pennsylvania maybe, idk. i wanna go to disneyworld so badly. its the happiest place on earth and its so cool. maybe ill just steal my parents minivan and drive to orlando for the day when im in florida.
haha eww idk my scar is starting to get weird now. its not like uniform and stuff like it used to be idk maybe its from the patches thing im doing. its like ugly now so somethings gonna happen to it. off with its head! i took before pictures tho so u can have those forever and then ill see how it looks after (scar sheets or plastic surgery, and u know why stop with the scar lol) howbout six pack implants or something lol. girls have it easy its like *pop* big boobs, it should be easy like that for guys too lol.
i went to taco bell the 3rd day in a row and the lady wasnt there!!! i was sooo bumed! she was in my dreams lol, this is cruel punishment. so now im checking every plymouth/canton fast food place for that lady.
"Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck white trash U.S.A." - Southpark movie
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