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Finished Harry Potter a while ago, and of course I am now filled with an overwhelming desire to shout out all the little secrets in it to pretty much everyone, but I can't. It's nice to have a friend like Jamie, who is very busy living his glamorous beautiful adventurous life and will sadly not get a chance to read it and may need someone to spoil
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I actually went to bed at 2 am, and woke up at 5 am, so,that's kind of how I managed to read Harry Potter so quickly. You wouldn't believe how distracting it was to read it. (My stepsister and her boyfriend made the bed squeak a lot if you read my beads and then her other boyfriend called up and I kind of just said "hi" and he asked "Where's Katie?" and I was pretty lazy so I just hung up, lol)
*Gets creeped out about watching that exact same show and having those exact same thoughts* spooky moment. And just a few months ago some kids in my grade were all "Who's John Kerry?" My dad met Teresa once. *proud* She used to be married to a nice Republican, John Heinz Kerry, but he died in a plane crash. So my dad got to sit in her kitchen after it happened and got to talk to her kids and stuff. That was when we lived in Pennsylvania. (I was born there! Yay! And we lived near Hershey world! Yay!)
The racist ducks chirped a lot when I visited them this morning. So we're both living in white hick towns? *hick high five* Brighton is a cute little hick town, lots of dirt roads, it's fun! I should invite you over, you can meet the ducks and be interrogated by my stepsister, then forced to cross-dress and then my stepmom would feed you and then you'll be congratulated on your normal, republican haircut. We just got locks on all of our bedroom doors, I asked my stepsister what she wanted them for and she said "Duh, I'm gonna lock my doors when I'm having sex with people so nobody walks in," She says I should do the same thing when I have sex with that condom blowing kid, lol. Maybe your house would be better for that kind of thing? *smiles* But don't be insecure, you're the best person ever no matter what! I guess that even the most beautiful person on earth (*points to Jamie*) can feel insecure. I read your beads, I'm insecure a lot too.
Maybe we should go to the Hershey's factory in Pennsylvania? It's really fun, there's an amusement park that I spent most of my childhood at and it's like disneyworld except there are people that are dressed up like chocolate bars. It would be fun.
Don't get rid of your scar, it's beautiful! You're as bad as a woman with ridiculously large breasts who doesn't appreciate what she has! (Although you were pretty flat chested the last time I felt you up, lol) I think I'm having a little bit of a fetish toward your scar.
Taco bell people are funny. There was this one taco bell man in the drive through who hit on my mom a few times and he'd always tell her "I love you! I want to marry you!" and I'd say "Umm, can we have some fire sauce?" You know Jamie, for someone who doesn't like fat black ladies, you sure talk about them a lot. lmao
Well, Cya. :)
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Omg, we're like the same person! spooky lol. like seriously we must be related somehow or something. maybe in a previous life... haha jk. well we both have good tastes. haha ur dad knew tresa heinz kerry?? thats so weird lol how did that happen? and omg then what happened to teresa? a nice republican fellow to.....john kerry? what was she on when she married him??
Go Bush! He lives in a hick town too in Texas!
*hick high five* i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. my friends here are nice (and white). we have such a good time. i got a great site for racist jokes. ok heres our favrorite: why are black kids scared to play in the sandbox? because they're afraid that cats will bury them..!!!!!! get it? hahahahahahahahha!!!! doing that at dcds is just too akward and less funny. here in plymouth theres like 2 black people to every 100 white people, its great. oh and idk about affirmative action too, please dont mess up u of m for me u black hippy liberals. if ur too stupid to get into a good college the real way, its not my job to let u in. im not complaining to harvard that im not accepted cuz of discrimination or some crap like that, ugh.
yay i'd love to visit brighton. my hungarian cleaning lady actually lives in brighton (idk where exactly) but we've been there 2 or 3 times. i'd love to have you over to plymouth. haha tell katie my name is jamie not 'the condom blowing kid' lol. hmm well i dont have many locks actually. just more space and parents who go to bed at a normal hour (so it lets me and my friends skinny dip lol, just dont tell my parents! 3 guys naked in a pool...) one time i had 13 people in my room raping chris, and my stepmom was just like um what were u guys doing up there, lmao.
hahaha people dressed up as chocolate bars! thats so weird but funny. i'd like to go. i maybe have gone when i was very little but i dont really remember it. i've been to some kennywood park or something in pennsylvania maybe, idk. i wanna go to disneyworld so badly. its the happiest place on earth and its so cool. maybe ill just steal my parents minivan and drive to orlando for the day when im in florida.
haha eww idk my scar is starting to get weird now. its not like uniform and stuff like it used to be idk maybe its from the patches thing im doing. its like ugly now so somethings gonna happen to it. off with its head! i took before pictures tho so u can have those forever and then ill see how it looks after (scar sheets or plastic surgery, and u know why stop with the scar lol) howbout six pack implants or something lol. girls have it easy its like *pop* big boobs, it should be easy like that for guys too lol.
i went to taco bell the 3rd day in a row and the lady wasnt there!!! i was sooo bumed! she was in my dreams lol, this is cruel punishment. so now im checking every plymouth/canton fast food place for that lady.
"Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck white trash U.S.A." - Southpark movie
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