So sometimes I worry that the random things I make up re: headcanon and Wendy's thought process are actually too weird and not in the true spirit of the show!
Also there are battle kangaroos and sharkpunching! Because this canon, it's the greatest. And I guess I could use this space to wordvomit about how Wendy will never update ever because Middlemen can't have nice things? But no, that might cut down on the amount I spam this journal and that would be a darn shame.