from the anus of Chris' webpage comes...
It's early.
I needed a pick me up, and thank god i found Chris' old webpage.
"In the time it took to read this meaningless column you could have easily
masturbated to classic episodes of the Golden Girls. Don't even tell me that Bee Arthur ain't the finest piece of ass you ever did lay your eyes on.
So in conclusion, america really needs to masturbate more to the golden girls.
I remember when masturbating to the golden girls was an american past time.
Now it's just a passing fancy.
Well america, it's time to fight... it's time to stand up and say "i'm gonna masturbate to the golden girls and so should everyone else".
If we stop masturbating to the golden girls who knows what's next.
Biochemical warfare?
Nuclear bombings?
Gary Coleman getting surgery that makes his legs longer?
who knows who knows"
Matt Rhodes will be back in town soon...i don't know if the world can handle him, Chris, and myself packed into one room.
It'll be intense.
Gangsta gangsta like it's going out of style intense.
Yeah...
I'm about to go to sleep on the keyboard.
But that shit made my day.
I needed a pick me up, and thank god i found Chris' old webpage.
"In the time it took to read this meaningless column you could have easily
masturbated to classic episodes of the Golden Girls. Don't even tell me that Bee Arthur ain't the finest piece of ass you ever did lay your eyes on.
So in conclusion, america really needs to masturbate more to the golden girls.
I remember when masturbating to the golden girls was an american past time.
Now it's just a passing fancy.
Well america, it's time to fight... it's time to stand up and say "i'm gonna masturbate to the golden girls and so should everyone else".
If we stop masturbating to the golden girls who knows what's next.
Biochemical warfare?
Nuclear bombings?
Gary Coleman getting surgery that makes his legs longer?
who knows who knows"
Matt Rhodes will be back in town soon...i don't know if the world can handle him, Chris, and myself packed into one room.
It'll be intense.
Gangsta gangsta like it's going out of style intense.
Yeah...
I'm about to go to sleep on the keyboard.
But that shit made my day.