by far the funniest weekend in my entire life
hahahahhahahahahahaha
chris peed and broke the house
harvey show me your knockers (hooters)
i love puppies
that raccoon is tiwed. he's sweepin.
Q: What's in the attic?
A: More dolls.
check to see if the disk is squareular.
chris fought a bear. the bear didn't have paws, he had hands instead. chris died but we brought him back.
orp. rog. kandelz.
barky killed harvey and made a harvey suit out of him. we just let him walk in. we didn't even ask that man if he was a dog when he came in. we're never going to survive in the real world.
if you're ever feeling like your life is getting out of control, you just need to remember that you can always just bite off your tounge. or palm a baby.
dan: i want you to kick me as hard as you can.
later, after I pass out
stubbs: i think one of our friends is dying due to internal bleeding.
barky is lord
ma'am, i am THE stubbs.
she's a small town girl. i can impress her with my knowledge of big cities.
dan: we killed barky.
bob: who's barky?
i want a water
stay out of thurman.
i think i am forgetting some. if you want me to tell you a short story about one of those, ask me to, and i probably will. also, we collectively drank over 300 jello shots. we now have Ph.D's in Drinkology.