Thoughts on math
I was thinking about that calculus pickup line, you know, "I wanna be your derivative, baby, so I can be tangent to all of your curves." Let's ignore the derivative part, even though derivatives are cool.
I want to be TANGENT to all of your CURVES
What??? Tangent means "to touch." That's like saying,
I want to lie PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE ONLY TOUCHING YOUR BOOBS AT ONE POINT
OR MAYBE YOUR ASS
"CURVES" IS PRETTY AMBIGUOUS
I'm not complaining, though. Math jokes are few and far between and this is like the Eiffel Fucking Tower of math jokes.
Wouldn't it be cool if people said, instead:
I want to be SECANT to all of your CURVES
Secant means, "to cross", or something close to that. So it's like saying,
I WANT TO PUT MY HAND THROUGH YOUR TITS
If I ever become a math teacher this is what I'm going to teach my class.
I want to be TANGENT to all of your CURVES
What??? Tangent means "to touch." That's like saying,
I want to lie PERFECTLY IN A STRAIGHT LINE ONLY TOUCHING YOUR BOOBS AT ONE POINT
OR MAYBE YOUR ASS
"CURVES" IS PRETTY AMBIGUOUS
I'm not complaining, though. Math jokes are few and far between and this is like the Eiffel Fucking Tower of math jokes.
Wouldn't it be cool if people said, instead:
I want to be SECANT to all of your CURVES
Secant means, "to cross", or something close to that. So it's like saying,
I WANT TO PUT MY HAND THROUGH YOUR TITS
If I ever become a math teacher this is what I'm going to teach my class.