I have a Girlfriend. She is 15 years old and her birthday is April 3rd, 1990. She lives in Northridge near CSUN. She has beautiful blue eyes. She is 5'7 and has gorgous blond hair. She doesn't smoke and doesn't drink. She is awesome. Her name is Kaity and I recently met back up with her from elementry school cause we went to Balboa together and she
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So i feel i should bring them to you.
Here ya go man,
from one to another,
who diserves it much more.
Testicular Manslaughter by Cattle Decapitation
Perpetual multiplier
Procreating bastard
Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?
Ever been forced into a vasectomy by and axe-wielding homovore?
Do you know the word pain?
You will when the mallet falls
Again and again and again and again:
I've a shotgun aimed at your testicles
To shred your testes and sever adjacent vesicles
Cold vengeance on a rapist
Immediate testicular shape-shift
Your manhood disintegrates and the stream starts to flood
A shimmering mix of spermatozoa and blood
Another human off the face of the earth!
A new vagina to replace it's absence of girth
It rubs the feces on it's skin
Or else it gets the hammer again:
Torture
Through blunt castration
Slaughter
Repeated testicular emaciation
For your gross misconduct
The tables are rightfully turned
The urethra now a bile duct
The frayed ends of karma are burned
A gaping gash of reproduction
Seminal waste of testosterone that ceases to function
Asexual freak . No longer of the male persuasion
Your miserable heap of disfigurementation
Brings thousands of victims vengeance and elation
Sulfur and buckshot , decimating your crotch
bunnies, hearts, and rainbows , fa sho
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"i'm pretty sure you don't listen to Cattle Decapitation"...what are you talking about?! who doesn't?!
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