Are you sure you want a piece of me?
Do you like my tattoos?
Oh. Well, I do.
p.s. Before writing this, I was very busy selling my soul to Satan, getting AIDS through a tainted tattoo needle in my pimp's basement, kicking babies, and getting pregnant. Eh, I probably got a clit piercing too. I bet I'd remember if I wasn't so fucking irresponsible! What a shame.