[I AM YOUR HOSTILE POSTAL WORKER]
...Somewhere lost in space there is a radio wave carrying a message:
_:AXIS ERROR__R___R__ MALFUNCTION__
Lets Play GIN:
You and your opponent are dealt a hand of cards. Proceed with the coin toss and let the game begin! Player 1 is given the first move.
"Pick a card, any card!"
Player 1 throws the joker on the table. Joker = LYING DECEIT MANIPULATION. The process is started. Consequently, player 2 has just received a painful blow to the gut, tossing him back onto the floor covered in blood.
"Player 2, how do you respond?"
Carefully, he peruses his cards and chooses the one aimed at the Queen. The bounty hunter = ready to kill. But who? Not you. Indirectly, your strategic move has given him the opportunity to overthrow the queen.
Player 2 has grabbed you by the hair and bludgeoned your "perfect angel" grin with a hammer, leaving you with the appearance of a hick: a bloody, two-toothed sneer.
"Player 1... ...player 1? Do you have a rebuttle?"
You are left wriggling on the cement in a pool of your own body fluids and waste, bloody and beaten...ten seconds until forfeit.
_:AXIS ERROR__R___R__ MALFUNCTION__
Lets Play GIN:
You and your opponent are dealt a hand of cards. Proceed with the coin toss and let the game begin! Player 1 is given the first move.
"Pick a card, any card!"
Player 1 throws the joker on the table. Joker = LYING DECEIT MANIPULATION. The process is started. Consequently, player 2 has just received a painful blow to the gut, tossing him back onto the floor covered in blood.
"Player 2, how do you respond?"
Carefully, he peruses his cards and chooses the one aimed at the Queen. The bounty hunter = ready to kill. But who? Not you. Indirectly, your strategic move has given him the opportunity to overthrow the queen.
Player 2 has grabbed you by the hair and bludgeoned your "perfect angel" grin with a hammer, leaving you with the appearance of a hick: a bloody, two-toothed sneer.
"Player 1... ...player 1? Do you have a rebuttle?"
You are left wriggling on the cement in a pool of your own body fluids and waste, bloody and beaten...ten seconds until forfeit.