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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I helped latent_learning hide a body (-173 points). In August I set whit1126's puppy on fire (-66 points). In March I bought porn for menuetto (10 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, confucius_isme (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6005 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
acryingrose
I like how buying porn for someone is a good thing...