Warning-RANT!

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All I wanted to do was pay the stupid VISA bill...it should have taken me less than 5 minutes but NOOOOOOO....the VISA bill which on Friday was sitting on the ledge in the kitchen had apparently fallen into a black hole from which it will never return, AGAIN! Or was it a case of the VISA stealing elves noticing it was close to being due and taking it away to live free and wild in the forest. Either way I am so sick of my bills disappearing RIGHT WHEN I AM GOING TO PAY THEM. Grrrrrrr. So long story short I had to call the VISA company, find out the balance, write up an envelope after tearing the house apart and yelling at the husband (leader of the bill-freeing elves). Now I am stressed out. I have a headache and a stomach ache and I want to go back to bed.
What a way to start the day!