✂ 07. [Voice; Filtered from Alastair]

[acrotomophile]

[his voice is scratchy and soft, like there's been damage to his throat]

Anyone know how to take revenge on a demon? Seems like it'd be a tricky process.

Yup. I'm in the infirmary.

[ooc: Feel free to direct any visits to his open log. :) Also, all comments are assumed voice.]

Comments

Spike's forgotten how to filter things if that wasn't already painfully obvious.

[rudolphofvamps]

Gotta say I've had practice.

I don't think Brian cares one whit about that right now XD

[acrotomophile]

I think he's a little more of a demon than you are, Spike. Sorry.

ikr :|

[rudolphofvamps]

Doesn't mean I haven't tortured 'em. -And hey, just because I don't kill humans anymore is no bloody excuse to-

[acrotomophile]

You've never tortured me. That's all I really care about on this scale.

[rudolphofvamps]

Bloody hell, nevermind.

--Torturing a demon is a similar thing to torturing a human. But it'll go on for fucking ever depending on the demon you got on your hands. The main thing is to keep distracting 'em. Most demons have egos the size'a Texas. Exploit it, as well as any weaknesses they got may appear human.

[acrotomophile]

Ego... check. Not a bad idea.

But I doubt I'm going to torture him right back. Somehow I don't think that'd have the same oomph.

[rudolphofvamps]

Well, torture comes in many forms, doesn't it, mate?

[acrotomophile]

You might want to put a check on this conversation before it goes any further. I don't think the other wardens usually encourage their inmates to torture people.

Exactly how long were you gone for, anyway?

[rudolphofvamps]

--Oh. But.

He hurt you.

A few years.

[acrotomophile]

--No wonder you're out of it.

Why don't we take a rain check on what you will and won't sanction for now? Don't worry, he'll get his due. It's how I work. Whatever punishment I have to take for it is fine with me.

[rudolphofvamps]

I- yeah.

Eye for a bloody eye, Brian. I'll help. Or fucking put it on youtube.

[acrotomophile]

It's my eye, so I'll take care of it.

Not that you'd think that with the veritable inundations of offers to help that I'm getting.

[rudolphofvamps]

Justice is justice, mate. No matter how high and mighty you think you are, feels good, simple quid pro quo.

[acrotomophile]

I'm betting that's why he did it in the first place.

Don't worry. I wouldn't be me if I didn't have a plan.

[rudolphofvamps]

Not worried.

Far from it.

[acrotomophile]

[lightly] Good. You had me worried.