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[fils_souille]

[The audio comes in first a strong and somewhat harsh language filling the speakers before the video finally snaps on. A young shirtless man stares out of the screen, looking almost Egyptian with his tanned skin and odd silver collar, forest green eyes blazing

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[ajrimmer_ssc]

Oh, good, another one.

Welcome aboard the Red Dwarf. I'm Captain Rimmer, I'm in command here. You've...probably fallen through some sort of time hole or something, although if your planet is under attack you might have had some other misfortune befall.

Name, rank, and serial number, squire.

[fils_souille]

...Captain.

[He pauses eying the man on the screen. Pointedly staring at the large H on his forehead.]

You can call me Nicholas. What is going on here?

[ajrimmer_ssc]

[Grrr stop staring at my H.]

We're currently drifting aimlessly through space, three million light years from Earth, and random people such as yourself keep appearing. You bring the total crew compliment to 14.

...I think. I really do need to keep on top of the crew manifest better, I really do.

[fils_souille]

You don't exactly inspire confidence, Captain.

... three million. New Tamaran was only 26 light years from Earth.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Tamaran? I know that planet.

Do you know Kory? Sorry, Starfire?

[fils_souille]

I should.. She is my aunt.

I don't recognize you but I'm not surprised you know Koriand'r. She did get around.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...I'm going to pretend you don't mean that the way you obviously intended it, young man. Kory was a friend of mine, and I don't appreciate that sort of talk.

[fils_souille]

Appreciate it or not, it was the truth.

[He pauses to look around]

Though judging by the decor I doubt you ever had the pleasure.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

...Where do all these smegheads come from, God, and why do you keep sending them to me?

[fils_souille]

I'm sure that couldn't have been complimentary. But if you want to know, its probably because God hates you. Whichever one you worship.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Fine, fine. Mutual dislike established, can we move on to the part where you stop slagging off my friends and you shut yourself up in your room for the rest of forever?

[fils_souille]

Unfortunately my 'room' is several million miles away from here.. If this insane situation is to be believed.

[ajrimmer_ssc]

You'll be assigned one here for the duration of your visit.

Which will hopefully be brief.

And furthermore stop making just-short-of-salacious remarks at my wife, you smegger.

[fils_souille]

You... Are married to Raven.

[He blinks several times, seeming at a complete loss of words.]

[ajrimmer_ssc]

Yes. I am. And since you appear to know Angela, I'm sure she can fill you in on all the gory details about how I'm not Joseph bloody Wilson.

[fils_souille]

Of course not... Your not good looking enough for that.