Vivi's Useful Notes #1 - Interdimensional Travel

[vivi_sorrow]

[Vivi sits cross-legged on the floor of the library, surrounded by sheets of paper and datascreens, all covered in text, symbols and glyphs. He looks at the camera with a serious expression

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[deliveryboyfry]

...I can safely say that I didn't get any of that.

But look! [Fry wiggles his hand up to the screen]. FIVE fingers, you guys. Count 'em! Five! [sigh] This universe is way too weird...

[h_hollister]

...How many did you have before? And do cousins normally marry where you're from?

[deliveryboyfry]

I had four fingers back home. Why? Interested in seeing what I can do with them, baby?

[h_hollister]

To quote Lucy van Pelt:

"These five fingers, individually, mean nothing. But when I curl them together like SO..."

[She makes a fist thru the video.]

"They become a force terrible to behold."

[deliveryboyfry]

....gotcha.

[h_hollister]

You're a slow learner, ain'tcha?

[deliveryboyfry]

I prefer the term - 'eternal optimist'.

[h_hollister]

And I prefer the phrase "Incipient sexual harassment lawsuit."

[deliveryboyfry]

.....[Blink]

[vivi_sorrow]

[Vivi looks disappointed]

What bits did you miss Fry? I thought I'd kept it simple enough...

[deliveryboyfry]

I'm sorry, kid. When you use long, clever words like that I get confused. There's only two dimensions in my world - us and cowboy world - so this infinite choices thing makes my head spin...