iain and i are just too cool
TheSinCrusader (9:45:45 AM): ugh....i got my roommate info yesterday
TheSinCrusader (9:45:52 AM): im scared shes gonna be a poop
sL i c k pidgeon (9:47:39 AM): haha
sL i c k pidgeon (9:47:48 AM): thats entirely possible
TheSinCrusader (9:47:57 AM): eew what if she really was
TheSinCrusader (9:48:03 AM): i think id file for a room change
TheSinCrusader (9:48:20 AM): cuz of the smell
sL i c k pidgeon (9:48:43 AM): hahaha....just a log sitting on a bed named "cindy"
TheSinCrusader (9:49:08 AM): eew id be "the girl with a poo log for a roommate"
sL i c k pidgeon (9:49:19 AM): ewwwwwwwwwww
TheSinCrusader (9:49:38 AM): *shudders*
sL i c k pidgeon (9:49:47 AM): thatd be grossssss.
TheSinCrusader (9:49:54 AM): yeah id cry
sL i c k pidgeon (9:51:34 AM): and then youd hold your nose.
TheSinCrusader (9:51:41 AM): indeed
sL i c k pidgeon (9:51:52 AM): vulpix!
TheSinCrusader (9:52:20 AM): yes!
TheSinCrusader (9:52:30 AM): i want a vulpix.......man i wish pokemon were real
sL i c k pidgeon (9:53:24 AM): i would get a vulpix then evolve him into ninetails.
TheSinCrusader (9:53:35 AM): ninetales is pretty
sL i c k pidgeon (9:53:49 AM): "i wish pokemon were real", i put that in my biopoem
TheSinCrusader (9:53:56 AM): haha nice
TheSinCrusader (9:54:39 AM): but i really do! like id have a few for pets, i think id cry if i used them to fight
TheSinCrusader (9:54:49 AM): i cried when my sister and brother threw my old cat down the stairs
sL i c k pidgeon (9:54:56 AM): i would make mine so buff!
TheSinCrusader (9:55:46 AM): would you get a machamp?
sL i c k pidgeon (9:55:54 AM): i would get a squirtle and make him into a blastoise.
sL i c k pidgeon (9:56:00 AM): naw, machamp looked gay
TheSinCrusader (9:56:06 AM): he is gay
TheSinCrusader (9:56:16 AM): i saw him hitting on a nidoking
sL i c k pidgeon (9:56:37 AM): ewww...and nidoking has that big thorn!
sL i c k pidgeon (9:57:15 AM): i would bet a girl nidoran and a boy nidoran and make them into nidoking and queen. than they can make me babies
sL i c k pidgeon (9:57:44 AM): and i would sell them on the black market
TheSinCrusader (9:58:10 AM): yes
TheSinCrusader (9:58:19 AM): thats a good plan
sL i c k pidgeon (9:58:58 AM): i would also want a vaporeon, so i can ride it in the water
sL i c k pidgeon (9:59:17 AM): and if a shark came up, my vaporeon would destroy it.
TheSinCrusader (9:59:19 AM): id have a dragonite for that
TheSinCrusader (9:59:20 AM): haha
TheSinCrusader (9:59:31 AM): id put a little saddle on it
sL i c k pidgeon (9:59:35 AM): yeah!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:00:08 AM): i wouldnt want a magikrap, though
TheSinCrusader (10:00:16 AM): no!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:00:35 AM): but i would want a gyrados, cause he looks badass
TheSinCrusader (10:00:40 AM): he does
TheSinCrusader (10:00:47 AM): hes a monster
sL i c k pidgeon (10:01:01 AM): seriously
TheSinCrusader (10:01:15 AM): eh just drop the magikarp off at the daycare center near cerulean
TheSinCrusader (10:01:20 AM): let that dude raise it
TheSinCrusader (10:01:32 AM): and then go ride your vaporeon into the sunset
sL i c k pidgeon (10:01:39 AM): yeah, i could do that.
sL i c k pidgeon (10:01:53 AM): but i want to stop in lavender town.
sL i c k pidgeon (10:02:14 AM): i would have to hop onto farfetch'd and fly there
TheSinCrusader (10:02:19 AM): lavender town scares me
TheSinCrusader (10:02:24 AM): but i do like cubone
sL i c k pidgeon (10:02:42 AM): and the marowack is dead
TheSinCrusader (10:02:47 AM): yeah :'(
sL i c k pidgeon (10:03:04 AM): and you have to fight all the haunters
TheSinCrusader (10:03:18 AM): eeeee but you need to get the silph scope so they arent just "ghost"
TheSinCrusader (10:03:24 AM): so complex
sL i c k pidgeon (10:03:30 AM): i know!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:03:54 AM): when they are ghosts, your pokemon get scared
sL i c k pidgeon (10:04:12 AM): but i would make my vaporeon the biggest hardass
sL i c k pidgeon (10:04:27 AM): but hed have a heart of gold.
TheSinCrusader (10:04:28 AM): would you give him some bling-bling?
sL i c k pidgeon (10:04:33 AM): hellz yeah!
TheSinCrusader (10:04:39 AM): leather jacket?
sL i c k pidgeon (10:04:53 AM): yeah! and id name him "75-cent"
TheSinCrusader (10:05:04 AM): psh yeah
sL i c k pidgeon (10:05:32 AM): and instead of just saying his name, id have him rap.
TheSinCrusader (10:06:32 AM): hahah nice
TheSinCrusader (10:06:36 AM): that would take soem training
sL i c k pidgeon (10:06:46 AM): yeah
sL i c k pidgeon (10:08:10 AM): but mine could do it.
TheSinCrusader (10:09:12 AM): my plan: id catch a vulpix (or just buy one in Game Corner) and then id play with it and stuff while its really cute and then when it grows up ill give it a fire stone and it will become ninetails, and id make it wear a black corset and garter with stockings
TheSinCrusader (10:09:19 AM): and she would be so sexy
TheSinCrusader (10:09:32 AM): and all the other pokemon would be like "aw hell yeah" and shed kick their ass
sL i c k pidgeon (10:10:25 AM): ooooo! my eevie could go on a playdate with your vulpix!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:10:26 AM): hahaha
TheSinCrusader (10:10:35 AM): yes!
TheSinCrusader (10:10:39 AM): that would be so cute!
TheSinCrusader (10:10:40 AM): EEEEEEE!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:10:46 AM): hahaha
TheSinCrusader (10:10:54 AM): ahhh thats adorable
TheSinCrusader (10:10:58 AM): ^_^
sL i c k pidgeon (10:11:51 AM): and then when they evolve, they get married!
TheSinCrusader (10:11:55 AM): aww!
TheSinCrusader (10:12:01 AM): theyd be the hottest couple ever
sL i c k pidgeon (10:12:43 AM): and mine would work down at the local accounting firm and make a steady wage that could cover the families expenses.
TheSinCrusader (10:12:49 AM): haha
sL i c k pidgeon (10:13:23 AM): imagine what an argument between them would be like!
TheSinCrusader (10:13:29 AM): ouch
sL i c k pidgeon (10:13:51 AM): "i bust my ass all day, just so you can stay at home eating bon-bons!?"
sL i c k pidgeon (10:14:21 AM): "damnit john! i have to take care of this house!"
sL i c k pidgeon (10:14:57 AM): "goddamnit woman!" *pulls tail*
TheSinCrusader (10:15:10 AM): hahhaha
sL i c k pidgeon (10:15:16 AM): "AW HELL NO!" *vortex of fire attack*
TheSinCrusader (10:15:31 AM): hahhahha!!!!!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:15:44 AM): "son of a bitch!"*water blast to the face*
TheSinCrusader (10:15:55 AM): *sizzle*
TheSinCrusader (10:16:01 AM): "no sex for 2 weeks!"
sL i c k pidgeon (10:16:03 AM): ...i smell a sitcom...
TheSinCrusader (10:16:10 AM): smells sweet....
TheSinCrusader (10:16:17 AM): :-$
sL i c k pidgeon (10:16:38 AM): i would watch that show every week
TheSinCrusader (10:16:46 AM): aw man me too
TheSinCrusader (10:17:08 AM): you could have it start when they were young and happy....and they get older as it goes on
TheSinCrusader (10:17:11 AM): like the wonder years!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:17:21 AM): yeah!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:18:06 AM): and a 40 years old man's voice comes on every so often.
TheSinCrusader (10:18:14 AM): hahahha yeah
TheSinCrusader (10:18:29 AM): man wed be rollin in the dough from that
sL i c k pidgeon (10:19:02 AM): seriously!
sL i c k pidgeon (10:19:07 AM): it would be huge in japan
TheSinCrusader (10:19:15 AM): hell yes
sL i c k pidgeon (10:20:43 AM): theyd be like "this new show! from america! dey haif bery big penis!"
TheSinCrusader (10:20:53 AM): indeed
TheSinCrusader (10:21:13 AM): and then the japanese people would come over and rape all the americans
sL i c k pidgeon (10:22:28 AM): with the "bery lil penis!"
TheSinCrusader (10:22:38 AM): haha yeah
TheSinCrusader (10:28:45 AM): this is an awesome conversation
TheSinCrusader (10:28:47 AM): im gonna save it
sL i c k pidgeon (10:28:51 AM): this really is.
TheSinCrusader (10:29:05 AM): first we talk about poo for roommate and a super pokemon sitcom
sL i c k pidgeon (10:29:19 AM): hahha
sL i c k pidgeon (10:29:41 AM): we're weird.
TheSinCrusader (10:30:18 AM): yeah but its more fun that way
sL i c k pidgeon (10:31:25 AM): it really is...i mean, we could be talking about the u.s.'s involvement in south-east asia, but we're too cool for that