Attention.

[acridturpintine]

I realise many of you are so busy trying to meet your application deadlines that you haven't had free time to attend meals, but that's no excuse for stealing sandwiches

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[cornered_beef]

I've actually stolen a lot of sandwiches. Sorry, Lisa, MACHINES need lunch too!

[herbology_dork]

machines eat? i thought they ran on petrol or elektricity or something?

[terryclothrags]

It's called biofuel. Did you know that a standard hedgehog-burning engine is twice as efficient as petrol-burning engines and releases a fraction of the harmful pollutants?

[herbology_dork]

well i'm all for clean fuel sources, there already is too much pollution.
how many hedgehogs to the kilometer does that get?

[terryclothrags]

When you have robots which cast magic and/or shoot laser beams out of their eyes, mileage is not the relevant issue.