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[acridturpintine]

Merlin, this is the last time I ever listen to Padma. Ever. "Come with me to the Pillars of Storgé," she said, "there will be drinks

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[paparazzi_colin]

Am I the only sober person here??? where are you Lynda I can help you if you like.

[boogiedownvince]

What are you talking about?! I saw a couple of sober first years just a few seconds ago!!! Or maybe they were bushes?!?! BUSHES, I AM SURROUNDED BY BUSHES!!!

Hi! Where are you?

[paparazzi_colin]

Crabbe there are bushes outside, you need to lay off the cough medicane right now.
Seriously.

I am eating chocolate.

[boogiedownvince]

OOOOH, CHOCOLATE, WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?!?!

[paparazzi_colin]

Dennis gave it to me, he said a third year gave it to him in exchange for special services!!
I thought it was best not to ask him what those services were.

[boogiedownvince]

Maybe he... Laundered his socks??? WAIT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

I'M RATHER SCARED NOW!!! And people are looking at me funny!!!

I can't find you!

[paparazzi_colin]

Well I'd yell out but hah hah hah I have no voice so I guess that won't work.
I can send Dennis out for you if you like.

[boogiedownvince]

NO! NO! NOT DENNIS, PLEASE!!!

I THINK I CAN SEE YOUR HAIR!! IS THAT YOU??? PLEASE WAVE YOUR HAND UP IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE SO THAT I MAY FIND OUT!!!

[paparazzi_colin]

i'm waving but it's hardd typing witth one hand.

[boogiedownvince]

IT'S YOU!!! I'M THE HALF NAKED GUY RUNNING TOWARDS YOU!!! PLEASE TURN AROUND!!!

[paparazzi_colin]

VINCENT CRABBE WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS???

[boogiedownvince]

COLIN CREEVEY, I DON'T KNOW. HOLD ME AND WE CAN GO FIGHT THE BUSHES TOGETHER!!!

I MEAN, LOOK FOR MY PANTS! LOOK FOR MY PANTS!!!

[paparazzi_colin]

Ok we will turn these laptops off and then we will find your trousers while fighting the bushes.

[acridturpintine]

I would be better off lost than in your hands, Creevey, begone!