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[acridturpintine]

It is that time of the year again when my parents, social as they are, hold their annual Christmas party. After being paraded by my mother in front of her friends tonight, I was told to look after the children. I chose to interpret that as "take a bottle of champagne and do whatever the hell you want

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[waitingfortom]

Very thoughtful of you to leave that awful doll there. Better for you, at least. They really talk, then?

Well.

Happy Christmas, Lisa.

[acridturpintine]

All I know about that thing is that it has humongous, hypnotic eyes, and now it is telling me my future. Rather interesting, really.

It was not all that happy, but okay.

[waitingfortom]

How bizarre! What things does it say?

I'm sorry it was just okay, then. I think Christmas should be better than that, so since it wasn't... Well, that sucks?

Did you like the photo?

[acridturpintine]

While I have no recollection ever writing this, I do remember the first part of my post. There is one too many empty bottles on my bedroom floor. Oh, spellcheck, you have done me proud.

Even though It does not speak to me now, I somehow wrote down notes in my drunken stupor. Apparently I will win the Nobel Prize for Kickboxing and defeat the Abominable Snowman 3:2. Or is that 32 times?

I do, it is very lovely. Wait, are you trying that friend thing again?

[deanosovirtuoso]

What a superb photo! It's from such an original perspective! The water lily becomes so large, and contrasts the darkness behind! What a lovely Christmas gift.

It's hard to ignore the piercing laugh and those starring eyes, but do try!

[acridturpintine]

I thought so too.

Though I am glad I am no longer in Its presence, I offer my condolences for you and your family.

Interesting hair, by the way. Are you in need of a pair of scissors?

[terryclothrags]

You look after kids that way too?

Are you up for getting some sandwiches and beer tomorrow? I need to be saved from my family.

[acridturpintine]

Is there another way to do it?

You know I never turn down beer a good sandwich. Besides, I have yet to see the sun since I came home and I am on the path to insanity.

[terryclothrags]

My mum says so, some crap about structured activities. But I don't trust her: she only says that because she's overly fond of seeing my sister undamaged. So no.

Righto, I'll drop by this evening.