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[acridturpintine]

Due to technical difficulties this weeks issue of the world According to Colin Creevey will be posted in Ms Lynda Turpins journal ( sorry Lynda but I'm not getting into trouble because of this).

Comments

[acridturpintine]

Your logic in this article is strange, though I can't question it in any way.

Touching, Colin.

Also, try not to hate me so much. I'm working on a solution.

- Eric

[acridturpintine]

I'm allowed to hate whoever destroys my personal property Eric, you need to accept that I hate you and move on with your life!!!

[acridturpintine]

I could do that, yes.

Or I could decide to be stubborn and demand your forgiveness because I can't stand your daily glares in my direction every time I go to eat.

You may hate me, but I hate your eyeballs more.

[acridturpintine]

Yeah well I hate your stupid hair..!!!
And what do you mean by touching? that article was supposed to be INFORMITIVE not touching!!!!

[acridturpintine]

The part about the bully you know.

[acridturpintine]

What?? I was just telling the truth!!!
That "bully" happens to be a great person and alot of people don't give that person as much credit as they deserve!!!
I still don't get why that's touching!!!

[acridturpintine]

Oh, I just dare suspect I know that former bully.

And I just think your, hmm, friendship with said "bully" is really lovely. Nothing wrong with that, right?

[acridturpintine]

Oh come on I think it's really obvious who the "bully" is Eric, even a blind deaf homeless wizard would have figured it out by now!!!
And I never said there was anything wrong with it, it's not like this person thinks about me like that!!

[acridturpintine]

Homeless wizards can be clever as well, let's not discriminate in order to create a witty saying! Or, er, something.

Are you sure about that? What was that Muggle saying they taught us in Muggle Studies? Oh yes, "The Nile is not only a river."

[acridturpintine]

Um yeah the Nile is also a waterfall that leads into Lake Victoria, DUH.
And yes I am sure, think whatever you want Eric but trust me people assume a lot of stuff has happened and it hasn't !!!

[acridturpintine]

I'd assume you'd understand that saying. Perhaps it needs to pronounced in a more American way.

Or perhaps if you say it over and over again to yourself, you'll understand.

Thenilethenilethenilethenilethenile, try it, it's quite easy!

I know much hasn't happened, he was, rather, well, I don't know, strange yesterday when I danced with him. Perhaps you two just need to have a chat.

[acridturpintine]

Stop trying to be helpfull because you have NO IDEA what you're talking about at all Eric!!!
You think you do but you don't!!! you dont even know what your real name is!!!

[acridturpintine]

Stop using the journal girl's yelling icon for mean purposes!

I know I'm not your favourite person at the moment but you could still listen to what I'm saying as it's true and god, I sound like that redhead girl in your year, but that doesn't matter as right now I know you really should take my advice and talk to him. It's the only thing that'll sort things out.

And I'm not just quoting our Sex Ed book, though it may sound like it.

[acridturpintine]

Maybe if I looked like this icon they would talk to me but I dont and theres nothing I can do about that!!!!
AND THAT GIRL HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND !!! strangely enough you give the exact same advice!!

[acridturpintine]

I don't dislike that girl, in fact, I think shes very nice and you're lucky to have her as a friend.

And have you even asked him? I know he should be one doing the asking but remember the longest river in the world.

The longest river in the world!

[acridturpintine]

I shouldnt have to ask anyone anything especially when I do ask them and they never answer.
You can't spend your life waiting for that you know!! sooner or later you have to just give up!!!