Whoring, my tongue, and sensual writings...(not connected)

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So I'm still wondering whether people are reading these snippets and am forced to conclude that the answer is a general no.  It also seems like nobody will offer their support to me.  Maybe I should hop around some other communities and whore out my work.  That's a rather vulgar expression, but a good description of the shameless self promoting I may be doing soon.  My e-mail is still rather empty too.  This is sad to me.  Anyway, My tongue is still in bad shape but it is getting better.  I doubt that the Farmer's Market helped, seeing how I see myself dutifully obligated to test the spiciest items each booth has and rating them on my chart.  The jalepeno relish is on my list of things to buy at the moment, but there is some tasty salsa out their.  Anyway, I have plans for my redoing of one of my character singlets, but I suppose you all (whoever you may be) would like me to finish The Protector first.  Sigh, I'm really starting to enjoy this new one so I may put up a double posting tomorrow.  YAY!!  It may even have *gasp* sexual relations in it.  Not really but I will be doing something along the lines of the "removing the boots" scenes from DragonLance.  The sex is implied not actually written.  I bet I could write sex too, but I know I couldn't do it for my own enjoyment, that sort of self-pleasure is not for me.  Besides, this blog thing is already well on it's way to the next level of adult content, I'll let it grow of it's own accord.

By the way, isn't the title just so inappropriate?