[oo:fourth wall]

[acreepybrat]

[Steps outside his door and oh fuck wow, tons of people]

EHH?

[A moment for him to get his bearings-- jeez, it's like a regular city here-- and then he grins]

Waah, how exciting.  This is a pretty nostalgic feeling, isn't it?

[ooc: fourth wall fuck to the yeahhh.  Do what you want, you guys, I'll be a little slow, but still. |D]

Comments

man everyone stole my chibi idea 8T

[an_eerie_child]

[HI OZ

There's a chibi tackling your legs (with like no strength whatsoever because she's itty bitty) and giggling. Rawr.]

pfft XDD

[acreepybrat]

[AHH CHIBI

/tackled! And he just laughs and picks her up because he knows her, right?

Yeah, he totally knows her.]

Haha, I'm glad to see you too, little Kaoru!

[an_eerie_child]

[LAUGHING AND SMILING SO MUCH cause no one ever plays with her like this ;;] Hi, hi! I found you!

[acreepybrat]

So you did. [Swings her around! Because she's tiny and so cute and hnngh, he misses his little sis now ;A;] How are you?

[an_eerie_child]

There's lotsa people! [THIS IS A VALID ANSWER. Also she's wiggling around and reaching for a hug now.] I found some other people and they were nice and weren't scared of me and then I came and found you!

[acreepybrat]

[Huggg d'aww how adorableee.]

Of course not! [Squeeze and then he gives her hair a little ruffle.] I'm sure the people in this city will be nice to you. After all, Kaoru is too cute to be scary.

[an_eerie_child]

[Hugsnug foreveeer] I'm cute? You think I'm cute? Mommy says I'm scary.

[acreepybrat]

[Yes oh man Oz should just run a daycare center or something

...except what.

What the shit.]

Wh-- Does she really say that?

[...]

Well, I don't care. I think little Kaoru is the cutest!

[an_eerie_child]

Uh-huh. Cause people get scared when I look at them.

[Awkward pause, but she still smiles a bit]

The cutest?

[acreepybrat]

Well, I'm not scared. [NOD NOD NOT EVEN WHEN SHE BEATS ME UP LIKE I'M HER BITCH]

The cutest.

[an_eerie_child]

[Shhh, she doesn't need to know that. Just keep being nice and this one might grow up semi-normal.]

Yay, I'm the cutest! [YAAAY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. She's so happy she has to hug him again.]

Hey, do you wanna play? Let's play!

[acreepybrat]

[People with parent issues unite!]

Haha, definitely! Uwaah, I feel so lucky to play with such a cute girl. ♥

[Aaaand, he takes her hand, and then gets down on one knee.] Want a piggy-back ride~?

[an_eerie_child]

[Her eyes widen, and she looks so. Excited. You're the best mommy, Oz.] Yeah! Piggy-back ride! Can I?

[acreepybrat]

Of course! [Totally just picks her up for the piggy ride, ohyeah.

And bounces her along. 8D]

[an_eerie_child]

[yaaaay best day ever yaaaay

She squeals and throws her arms around his neck, clinging tightly and laughing forever.

...seriously, how on earth did this little ball of sunshine turn into that crazy bitch]

[acreepybrat]

[YEAH MAN, how did she? O_____o]