[oo:14] [Voice]

[acreepybrat]

[There's banging, and in the background, a wet sloshing sound before the communicator is picked up with a splash, fumbled by fingers gone numb.  Shuddering breaths, and Oz is panting with the effort of trying to get out, his whole body wracked with shivers.  The water in his apartment is past his ankles and leaking down the walls from burst pipes

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[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey! Are you dying?! You can't die! I'm not cleaning up your body! DO I HAVE TO PUNCH YOUR DOOR DOWN?!

[Never mind that he's too weak to move around much. A HERO MUST DO EVERYTHING WITH FLAIR, AND BY GOLLY HE WILL PUNCH DOWN A DOOR EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM.]

[voice; english]

[acreepybrat]

[...buh? NOT EVEN SURE how to respond to this at first. And when he does, it's with shivering indignation.]

I'm not dying. Yet. Jeez...

[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Oh.

Never mind then.

Call me whenever you are dying, I can't waste energy until my heroics are really needed.

[voice; english]

[acreepybrat]

...what d-does this have to do with you anyway...?

[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

You were talking about the pipes bursting, so you've gotta be in Marshall, right? Marshall's my embassy, and no way can I let some body rot in my embassy and put the other people at risk of disease!

[voice; english]

[acreepybrat]

[PFFTHAHA.]

...

[B| face goes here.]

'm not going to rot. TIt's t-too cold, anyway.

[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED BY B|]

Good point! But still, you'd heat up when it gets warm or something, then you'd be rotting and infecting the air and water and just causing all sorts of trouble. Oh, and I don't want anyone dying in my embassy anyway. I like people when they're alive better! Except Oswald, he can stay dead.

[voice; english] Tits too cold lawl

[acreepybrat]

Aren't the s-scientists supposed to...?

...

Who's Oswald? [Let's change the subject!]

[voice; english] LOL I didn't even notice hahaha

[libertyfuckyeah]

Well they aren't delivering food, so they might be dead too.

Lee Harvey. A murderous bastard I'm not gonna waste any breath talking about because that son of a bitch doesn't deserve me to think about him.

[voice; english] XDDD

[acreepybrat]

Huh. [A statement or a huff because holy dick it's cold? Who knows.]

...but you are t-talking a-about him.

[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

We can't rely on those guys for everything, you know. This isn't some bullshit communist society even if it's got all the health benefits of one! We've gotta build our on destinies, take initiative to do whatever we want! And the best thing to want right now is survival.

Shit! Uh, let's talk about something else!

[voice; english]

[acreepybrat]

Heheh... I guess that's right.

[stomach growl.]

...let's talk about food not-food not-dying not-freezing cake.

[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Now that I can do! My favorite's Devil's Food Cake, but Angel Food Cake's pretty good when you can put stuff on it. Strawberries are usually good. Oh, and icing, I love icing! I usually put some brightly colored icing on all my cakes--blue, green, something really vibrant. What's your favorite kind?

[voice; english]

[acreepybrat]

[Oz likes talking about cake too, and perks up a little.]

Ehh~ I like... strawberry shortcake. And chocolate raspberry mousse... when they add the coffee flavoring, even if Gil says it stunts my growth. L-lots of icing.

...what's Devil's Food Cake?

[voice; english]

[libertyfuckyeah]

[America too. Yayyyy food!]

Definitely yes to the chocolate raspberry moussee with coffee flavoring! Even better if you've got actual coffee to go with it. Dunkin Donuts coffee's pretty good, especially with cream and sugar.

It's like, super chocolate cake. It's the best!

[voice; english]

[acreepybrat]

[I'm making myself hungry. ><]

Real coffee... with lots of s-sugar and cream.

...lots. But then there's usually biscuits with coffee...

Uwaah~ Super chocolate cake. I'd like to try that sometime.