Well if you insist...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In June I put money in kitty_mrowr's expired parking meter (14 points). In January I helped zoanthropic hide a body (-173 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-131 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
acquiescence_