Omokaji Ippai! [A Piratetalia FST]
Title: Omokaji Ippai! (Hard to Starboard!)
Compiler: acqua_toffana (me ♥)
Character(s): Mainly centers around England and Spain ('cause, y'know, they're the pirates), but I threw in a few others as well.
Rating: 16+ (For violence, swearing, flogging, whoring, pillaging, and unbelievable amounts of booze. Like you were expecting anything else.)
Length: 53 minutes
Summary: 15 songs (7 general pirate songs + 2 instrumental songs + 6 mostly crack pirate-themed character songs). Starts out badass, gets angsty (but the badass kind of angsty), then ends in silliness. Tracks 2 through 8 are arranged in more or less of an alternating England, Spain, England (and so on) pattern.
Disclaimer: Music and fanart aren't mine; I just threw some songs together and made a pretty cover.
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( Download link to music is at the bottom. ♥ )
Omokaji Ippai!
[ A Piratetalia FST ]
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TRACKLIST
1] Pirates of the Caribbean - "Fog Bound"
(Yes, as cliché as it is, I used music from PotC. IT MAKES FOR EPIC INTRO/FINALE TRACKS, OKAY? STFU AND BE IMPRESSED ALREADY, GEEZ.)
[[ Instrumental ]]
2] Alestorm - "Wolves of the Sea"
(Alestorm's cover of the original by Pirates of the Sea.)
[ With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey
We're bound to be close to the sea
Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing:
'Pirates are all we can be'
With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey
We're hoisting the flag to be free
We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go
We are wolves of the sea ]
3] The Rabble Rousers - "Ahoy!"
[ All about the Spanish Main the crew and me are known
Out to do the devil's work under the skull and bones
Ruthless buccaneers are we and plunder is our trade
Treasure ships they turn and flee on sighting our sails
Scourge of seven seas - (Ahoy!) - We do as we please - (Ahoy!)
A fearsome company - (Ahoy!) - Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!
When treasure ship's in sight - (Ahoy!) - The old sea wolves delight - (Ahoy!)
Let's go do 'em right - (Ahoy!) - Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy! ]
4] Flogging Molly - "Salty Dog"
[ I'll wait for you 'til I turn blue
There's nothin' more that a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight from Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep
Blackened was the Banshee's Wail
These boots will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
'Til Cortés came an' so did you
From the ashes charred an' blue
Smellin' like a Salty Dog
Back from Hell where you belong ]
5] Abney Park - "Airship Pirate"
(I know, I know it's not the right kind of pirate! Don't keelhaul me! I couldn't help myself. ORZ Although technically I didn't specify which kind of pirate this FST was for. Just sayin'.)
[ Goggles down and the cannons up
My blood starts pumping as I drain my cup
I give the wheel a spin and I turn this girl around
We're way above ground but we've closed in on our target
Our flying jib is filled with air
East India ship's filled with despair
We even up, our broadsides bare
Our cannons flair but it's just a show of muscle
Steady on, she doesn't need to burn
She tries to flee and she tries to turn
Grappling fire, we grab her hull
She's starting to roll, but we've got her on our leash ]
6] Roger McGuinn - "Jolly Roger"
[ The sun came up on the Spanish sea
Our homeland far behind us
Being hunted by the King's Navy
But sure he'd never find us
Pull away, me lads o' the Cardiff Rose
And hoist the Jolly Roger
We brought her into the looward wind
And made for the Caribbean
For thoughts of what it might have been
Destroys a human bein'
But thoughts about the Spaniards' gold
And learning to desire it
Can make a man so brash and bold
He'll soon become a pirate ]
7] Flogging Molly - "Queen Anne's Revenge"
[ You can't see the demons
'Til the demons come callin' for you
You're deaf to them screamin'
'Til they're standin' right behind you
Blind to flames glowin'
'Til they're growin' all around you
Numb to fangs grippin'
'Til they're rippin' into you
You're miles from safe harbor
Run, run, run, run, run away
The fire has reached starboard
On the Queen Anne's Revenge
Skull and bones and a serpent's head
Are dancing with the madmen
On the Queen Anne's Revenge
Have a gargle with your demons and me ]
8] Alestorm - "Pirate Song"
[ Though you see me now, the mere ghost of a man
I once had the heart of a lion
Commanding my ship between many a shore
The ol' Jolly Roger a-flyin'
Mine was a name that sprung fear into men
And regret into plenty o' lasses
Lo, how I wish I could take back those days
As I stare at these empty beer glasses
Oh, I have seen wonders you never have dreamed
And taken my fair share, I must say
Holds full of booty I happily seized
From crews who would not see a new day
Spanish gold came and went and gemstones were sold
But I knew more lay on the horizon
Yet the beer was too good and the gals were too sweet
And now in my old age it's gone ]
9] Pirates of the Caribbean - "Drink Up Me Hearties"
[[ Instrumental ]]
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CRACK BONUS CHARACTER TRACKS
10] ENGLAND
The Pirates of Penzance - "The Pirate King (Oh! Better Far to Live and Die)"
(Just try to tell me the image of him getting really, really drunk and singing this isn't hilarious.)
[ When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a Royal way
I sink a few more ships, it's true
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do.
But many a king on a first class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king!
I am a Pirate King!
(You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King!)
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king!
(It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!) ]
11] SPAIN
Muse - "Starlight"
(Oh pirate!Spain, I love it when you're sad 'cause chibi Romano gets to make you feel better again in his adorably tsundere way. ♥ This is the only serious character track, btw, 'cause poor Spain didn't really end up having much fun getting his ass handed to him by England all the time being a pirate. Ganbare, oyabun!)
[ I'm far away
This ship has taken me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die
The starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore
Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold you in my arms ]
12] PRUSSIA
Alestorm - "Weiber und Wein"
(I swear to god this sounds like Prussia's actual voice actor singing. xD *Note: The English lyrics below aren't an exact translation of the German-they're from "Wenches and Mead", the band's English version of this song.)
[ Endlich zu Haus' mit Ruhm und Truh'
Brauch' ich keinen Schlaf, noch brauch' ich Ruh'
Ich geh' in den Pub auf ein paar Bier
Mit Weibern tanzen, d'rum bin ich hier
Ein Weib an der Seite, ein' Krug in der Hand
Das bringt jeden um den Verstand
So sitz' ich hier mit Weib und sing'
Und trinke bis ich trunken bin
(When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side, a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long) ]
13] FRANCE
Toybox - "The Sailor Song"
(Okay, this song is the most crack of them all, but I couldn't not complete the Bad Friends Trio. Come to think of it, this song could totally be the theme for the BFT's piratey shenanigans in general.)
[ Sailorman, you really turn me on (Arr!)
Now the guys are gone, come and let us get it on
Girls like me are pretty hard to find
So if you go I'll kick your hiney
Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'til the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing The Sailor Song ]
14] AMERICA
Beastie Boys - "Rhymin' and Stealin'"
(America, the rapping/hip-hopping pirate. England would have an absolute fit.)
[ Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad, gettin' bolder - cold, gettin' colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out the jammy and I squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate ]
15] CANADA
The Arrogant Worms - "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"
(Okay, so Canada's the worst the most boring not the most badass pirate in the world, but it's cute how he tries.)
[ A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores ]
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Compiler: acqua_toffana (me ♥)
Character(s): Mainly centers around England and Spain ('cause, y'know, they're the pirates), but I threw in a few others as well.
Rating: 16+ (For violence, swearing, flogging, whoring, pillaging, and unbelievable amounts of booze. Like you were expecting anything else.)
Length: 53 minutes
Summary: 15 songs (7 general pirate songs + 2 instrumental songs + 6 mostly crack pirate-themed character songs). Starts out badass, gets angsty (but the badass kind of angsty), then ends in silliness. Tracks 2 through 8 are arranged in more or less of an alternating England, Spain, England (and so on) pattern.
Disclaimer: Music and fanart aren't mine; I just threw some songs together and made a pretty cover.
x x x
x x x
( Download link to music is at the bottom. ♥ )
Omokaji Ippai!
[ A Piratetalia FST ]
x x x
TRACKLIST
1] Pirates of the Caribbean - "Fog Bound"
(Yes, as cliché as it is, I used music from PotC. IT MAKES FOR EPIC INTRO/FINALE TRACKS, OKAY? STFU AND BE IMPRESSED ALREADY, GEEZ.)
[[ Instrumental ]]
2] Alestorm - "Wolves of the Sea"
(Alestorm's cover of the original by Pirates of the Sea.)
[ With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey
We're bound to be close to the sea
Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing:
'Pirates are all we can be'
With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey
We're hoisting the flag to be free
We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go
We are wolves of the sea ]
3] The Rabble Rousers - "Ahoy!"
[ All about the Spanish Main the crew and me are known
Out to do the devil's work under the skull and bones
Ruthless buccaneers are we and plunder is our trade
Treasure ships they turn and flee on sighting our sails
Scourge of seven seas - (Ahoy!) - We do as we please - (Ahoy!)
A fearsome company - (Ahoy!) - Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!
When treasure ship's in sight - (Ahoy!) - The old sea wolves delight - (Ahoy!)
Let's go do 'em right - (Ahoy!) - Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy! ]
4] Flogging Molly - "Salty Dog"
[ I'll wait for you 'til I turn blue
There's nothin' more that a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight from Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep
Blackened was the Banshee's Wail
These boots will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
'Til Cortés came an' so did you
From the ashes charred an' blue
Smellin' like a Salty Dog
Back from Hell where you belong ]
5] Abney Park - "Airship Pirate"
(I know, I know it's not the right kind of pirate! Don't keelhaul me! I couldn't help myself. ORZ Although technically I didn't specify which kind of pirate this FST was for. Just sayin'.)
[ Goggles down and the cannons up
My blood starts pumping as I drain my cup
I give the wheel a spin and I turn this girl around
We're way above ground but we've closed in on our target
Our flying jib is filled with air
East India ship's filled with despair
We even up, our broadsides bare
Our cannons flair but it's just a show of muscle
Steady on, she doesn't need to burn
She tries to flee and she tries to turn
Grappling fire, we grab her hull
She's starting to roll, but we've got her on our leash ]
6] Roger McGuinn - "Jolly Roger"
[ The sun came up on the Spanish sea
Our homeland far behind us
Being hunted by the King's Navy
But sure he'd never find us
Pull away, me lads o' the Cardiff Rose
And hoist the Jolly Roger
We brought her into the looward wind
And made for the Caribbean
For thoughts of what it might have been
Destroys a human bein'
But thoughts about the Spaniards' gold
And learning to desire it
Can make a man so brash and bold
He'll soon become a pirate ]
7] Flogging Molly - "Queen Anne's Revenge"
[ You can't see the demons
'Til the demons come callin' for you
You're deaf to them screamin'
'Til they're standin' right behind you
Blind to flames glowin'
'Til they're growin' all around you
Numb to fangs grippin'
'Til they're rippin' into you
You're miles from safe harbor
Run, run, run, run, run away
The fire has reached starboard
On the Queen Anne's Revenge
Skull and bones and a serpent's head
Are dancing with the madmen
On the Queen Anne's Revenge
Have a gargle with your demons and me ]
8] Alestorm - "Pirate Song"
[ Though you see me now, the mere ghost of a man
I once had the heart of a lion
Commanding my ship between many a shore
The ol' Jolly Roger a-flyin'
Mine was a name that sprung fear into men
And regret into plenty o' lasses
Lo, how I wish I could take back those days
As I stare at these empty beer glasses
Oh, I have seen wonders you never have dreamed
And taken my fair share, I must say
Holds full of booty I happily seized
From crews who would not see a new day
Spanish gold came and went and gemstones were sold
But I knew more lay on the horizon
Yet the beer was too good and the gals were too sweet
And now in my old age it's gone ]
9] Pirates of the Caribbean - "Drink Up Me Hearties"
[[ Instrumental ]]
x x x
CRACK BONUS CHARACTER TRACKS
10] ENGLAND
The Pirates of Penzance - "The Pirate King (Oh! Better Far to Live and Die)"
(Just try to tell me the image of him getting really, really drunk and singing this isn't hilarious.)
[ When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a Royal way
I sink a few more ships, it's true
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do.
But many a king on a first class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king!
I am a Pirate King!
(You are! Hurrah for the Pirate King!)
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king!
(It is! Hurrah for the Pirate King!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!) ]
11] SPAIN
Muse - "Starlight"
(Oh pirate!Spain, I love it when you're sad 'cause chibi Romano gets to make you feel better again in his adorably tsundere way. ♥ This is the only serious character track, btw, 'cause poor Spain didn't really end up having much fun getting his ass handed to him by England all the time being a pirate. Ganbare, oyabun!)
[ I'm far away
This ship has taken me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die
The starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore
Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold you in my arms ]
12] PRUSSIA
Alestorm - "Weiber und Wein"
(I swear to god this sounds like Prussia's actual voice actor singing. xD *Note: The English lyrics below aren't an exact translation of the German-they're from "Wenches and Mead", the band's English version of this song.)
[ Endlich zu Haus' mit Ruhm und Truh'
Brauch' ich keinen Schlaf, noch brauch' ich Ruh'
Ich geh' in den Pub auf ein paar Bier
Mit Weibern tanzen, d'rum bin ich hier
Ein Weib an der Seite, ein' Krug in der Hand
Das bringt jeden um den Verstand
So sitz' ich hier mit Weib und sing'
Und trinke bis ich trunken bin
(When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side, a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long) ]
13] FRANCE
Toybox - "The Sailor Song"
(Okay, this song is the most crack of them all, but I couldn't not complete the Bad Friends Trio. Come to think of it, this song could totally be the theme for the BFT's piratey shenanigans in general.)
[ Sailorman, you really turn me on (Arr!)
Now the guys are gone, come and let us get it on
Girls like me are pretty hard to find
So if you go I'll kick your hiney
Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'til the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing The Sailor Song ]
14] AMERICA
Beastie Boys - "Rhymin' and Stealin'"
(America, the rapping/hip-hopping pirate. England would have an absolute fit.)
[ Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad, gettin' bolder - cold, gettin' colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out the jammy and I squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate ]
15] CANADA
The Arrogant Worms - "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"
(Okay, so Canada's the worst the most boring not the most badass pirate in the world, but it's cute how he tries.)
[ A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a-quiver
'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hidin' in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores ]
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